Well, you couldn't derail the inauguration so now what do you do? I have some ideas, some immediate and some long term.
1. Make sure your taxes are accurate to the penny; the IRS is under new management.
2. Move immediately to California. Once they secede their immigration policy is sure to change, what with the lack of federal funds and all that. New arrivals from the "heartland" are sure to be screened.
3. Immediately divest yourself of all investments from the heartland and boycott all products from the heartland. In other words, starve!
Those were to be done immediately, the rest are long term.
4. Find an aggrieved or downtrodden group for every letter of the alphabet. Then, when you reference the "alphabet community" we're all included.
5. Build huge "safe-place" complexes all over the country. They can be staffed with soon to be former EPA and VA employees.
6. Schedule one entertainment-media complex awards show per week. Feature the usual speakers (Streep and Di Caprio come to mind). They will serve as a constant reminder of why Trump has the title President in front of his name. (Disclaimer: I wasn't going to post this; it seemed too snarky. Then I heard Ashley Judd's tirade at the women's march.)
7. Invade Area 52 en masse and build a Stonehenge or Pyramid type structure out of indigenous materials. Maybe the aliens that arrive will impose a "new galactic order" since that new world order thing has failed.
8. Public works - build walls around each sanctuary city to keep the immigration authorities out. Could be a bi-partisan project if you start with San Francisco and the wall keeps Nancy Pelosi in.
9. And for goodness sakes!! ... find Hillary a job. The job description can't include anything about accountability or personal responsibility . Mayor of New York City is perfect; or possibly, The Vu!
Now that there's funny. I don't care who you are.
lorddwarf wrote:
Well, you couldn't derail the inauguration so now what do you do? I have some ideas, some immediate and some long term.
1. Make sure your taxes are accurate to the penny; the IRS is under new management.
2. Move immediately to California. Once they secede their immigration policy is sure to change, what with the lack of federal funds and all that. New arrivals from the "heartland" are sure to be screened.
3. Immediately divest yourself of all investments from the heartland and boycott all products from the heartland. In other words, starve!
Those were to be done immediately, the rest are long term.
4. Find an aggrieved or downtrodden group for every letter of the alphabet. Then, when you reference the "alphabet community" we're all included.
5. Build huge "safe-place" complexes all over the country. They can be staffed with soon to be former EPA and VA employees.
6. Schedule one entertainment-media complex awards show per week. Feature the usual speakers (Streep and Di Caprio come to mind). They will serve as a constant reminder of why Trump has the title President in front of his name. (Disclaimer: I wasn't going to post this; it seemed too snarky. Then I heard Ashley Judd's tirade at the women's march.)
7. Invade Area 52 en masse and build a Stonehenge or Pyramid type structure out of indigenous materials. Maybe the aliens that arrive will impose a "new galactic order" since that new world order thing has failed.
8. Public works - build walls around each sanctuary city to keep the immigration authorities out. Could be a bi-partisan project if you start with San Francisco and the wall keeps Nancy Pelosi in.
9. And for goodness sakes!! ... find Hillary a job. The job description can't include anything about accountability or personal responsibility . Mayor of New York City is perfect; or possibly, The Vu!
Well, you couldn't derail the inauguration so now ... (
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lorddwarf wrote:
Well, you couldn't derail the inauguration so now what do you do? I have some ideas, some immediate and some long term.
1. Make sure your taxes are accurate to the penny; the IRS is under new management.
2. Move immediately to California. Once they secede their immigration policy is sure to change, what with the lack of federal funds and all that. New arrivals from the "heartland" are sure to be screened.
3. Immediately divest yourself of all investments from the heartland and boycott all products from the heartland. In other words, starve!
Those were to be done immediately, the rest are long term.
4. Find an aggrieved or downtrodden group for every letter of the alphabet. Then, when you reference the "alphabet community" we're all included.
5. Build huge "safe-place" complexes all over the country. They can be staffed with soon to be former EPA and VA employees.
6. Schedule one entertainment-media complex awards show per week. Feature the usual speakers (Streep and Di Caprio come to mind). They will serve as a constant reminder of why Trump has the title President in front of his name. (Disclaimer: I wasn't going to post this; it seemed too snarky. Then I heard Ashley Judd's tirade at the women's march.)
7. Invade Area 52 en masse and build a Stonehenge or Pyramid type structure out of indigenous materials. Maybe the aliens that arrive will impose a "new galactic order" since that new world order thing has failed.
8. Public works - build walls around each sanctuary city to keep the immigration authorities out. Could be a bi-partisan project if you start with San Francisco and the wall keeps Nancy Pelosi in.
9. And for goodness sakes!! ... find Hillary a job. The job description can't include anything about accountability or personal responsibility . Mayor of New York City is perfect; or possibly, The Vu!
Well, you couldn't derail the inauguration so now ... (
show quote)
This would be my idea and the starting point
1st they can start by pulling their head out of their ass.
lorddwarf wrote:
Well, you couldn't derail the inauguration so now what do you do? I have some ideas, some immediate and some long term.
1. Make sure your taxes are accurate to the penny; the IRS is under new management.
2. Move immediately to California. Once they secede their immigration policy is sure to change, what with the lack of federal funds and all that. New arrivals from the "heartland" are sure to be screened.
3. Immediately divest yourself of all investments from the heartland and boycott all products from the heartland. In other words, starve!
Those were to be done immediately, the rest are long term.
4. Find an aggrieved or downtrodden group for every letter of the alphabet. Then, when you reference the "alphabet community" we're all included.
5. Build huge "safe-place" complexes all over the country. They can be staffed with soon to be former EPA and VA employees.
6. Schedule one entertainment-media complex awards show per week. Feature the usual speakers (Streep and Di Caprio come to mind). They will serve as a constant reminder of why Trump has the title President in front of his name. (Disclaimer: I wasn't going to post this; it seemed too snarky. Then I heard Ashley Judd's tirade at the women's march.)
7. Invade Area 52 en masse and build a Stonehenge or Pyramid type structure out of indigenous materials. Maybe the aliens that arrive will impose a "new galactic order" since that new world order thing has failed.
8. Public works - build walls around each sanctuary city to keep the immigration authorities out. Could be a bi-partisan project if you start with San Francisco and the wall keeps Nancy Pelosi in.
9. And for goodness sakes!! ... find Hillary a job. The job description can't include anything about accountability or personal responsibility . Mayor of New York City is perfect; or possibly, The Vu!
Well, you couldn't derail the inauguration so now ... (
show quote)
Food for thought!! Good laugh but they will continue to whine, march and protest probably for 4 years. Of course, in 2 years comes another election. I wonder how well the Dems will do then?
Steve700 wrote:
This would be my idea and the starting point
That would require learning something new. Their collective (
collective...good word if I do say so) heads will remain firmly ensconced. Not one of them is talking about the reasons they're losing. They got nuthin'...just my guess.
Steve700 wrote:
This would be my idea and the starting point
That impossible. Their ears are like barbs on a fish hook.
lorddwarf wrote:
Well, you couldn't derail the inauguration so now what do you do? I have some ideas, some immediate and some long term.
1. Make sure your taxes are accurate to the penny; the IRS is under new management.
2. Move immediately to California. Once they secede their immigration policy is sure to change, what with the lack of federal funds and all that. New arrivals from the "heartland" are sure to be screened.
3. Immediately divest yourself of all investments from the heartland and boycott all products from the heartland. In other words, starve!
Those were to be done immediately, the rest are long term.
4. Find an aggrieved or downtrodden group for every letter of the alphabet. Then, when you reference the "alphabet community" we're all included.
5. Build huge "safe-place" complexes all over the country. They can be staffed with soon to be former EPA and VA employees.
6. Schedule one entertainment-media complex awards show per week. Feature the usual speakers (Streep and Di Caprio come to mind). They will serve as a constant reminder of why Trump has the title President in front of his name. (Disclaimer: I wasn't going to post this; it seemed too snarky. Then I heard Ashley Judd's tirade at the women's march.)
7. Invade Area 52 en masse and build a Stonehenge or Pyramid type structure out of indigenous materials. Maybe the aliens that arrive will impose a "new galactic order" since that new world order thing has failed.
8. Public works - build walls around each sanctuary city to keep the immigration authorities out. Could be a bi-partisan project if you start with San Francisco and the wall keeps Nancy Pelosi in.
9. And for goodness sakes!! ... find Hillary a job. The job description can't include anything about accountability or personal responsibility . Mayor of New York City is perfect; or possibly, The Vu!
Well, you couldn't derail the inauguration so now ... (
show quote)
Great imagination, humor and a touch of reality too...
lorddwarf wrote:
8. Public works - build walls around each sanctuary city to keep the immigration authorities out. Could be a bi-partisan project if you start with San Francisco and the wall keeps Nancy Pelosi in.
If you build a wall around San Francisco that keeps Nancy Pelosi in, I'll pay for it and find others who will too! You might even make a tidy profit!
Larry the Legend wrote:
If you build a wall around San Francisco that keeps Nancy Pelosi in, I'll pay for it and find others who will too! You might even make a tidy profit!
They could sell "Sanctuary Passes". Like, they could price them from
squeaky-clean to
bloody-murder.
mouset783 wrote:
That impossible. Their ears are like barbs on a fish hook.
Obama's ears aren't typical of all liberals
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