Depends Where You Live...
Depends Where You Live
You may have heard about the Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable".
In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Minnesota & Wisconsin, he'd be called "ALMOST ready for deer season".
In Arizona, he'd be called "An avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "A novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "Moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'go-to' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called "A likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "An eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "A deer hunting buddy."
In Oklahoma he'd be called " an Okie from Muskogee "
And in Texas he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo"...
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Depends Where You Live
You may have heard about the Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable".
In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Minnesota & Wisconsin, he'd be called "ALMOST ready for deer season".
In Arizona, he'd be called "An avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "A novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "Moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'go-to' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called "A likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "An eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "A deer hunting buddy."
In Oklahoma he'd be called " an Okie from Muskogee "
And in Texas he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo"...
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He might be a redneck!!!!
WOW, again, you make me stop...
copy, paste and resend to my crew.
and again, thank you for all your input
in the name of a smile, laugh, cough,
shudder, scream and last but not least
an impression.
ThunderBolt
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Depends Where You Live
You may have heard about the Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable".
In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Minnesota & Wisconsin, he'd be called "ALMOST ready for deer season".
In Arizona, he'd be called "An avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "A novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "Moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'go-to' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called "A likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "An eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "A deer hunting buddy."
In Oklahoma he'd be called " an Okie from Muskogee "
And in Texas he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo"...
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Good one, Don. "Ain't that America!!!" GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRESIDENT "45" DONALD J. TRUMP!!!
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