Going the e-m ail rounds.
No More Gators
While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beach bum said.
"The sharks got 'em."
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-m ail rounds.
No More Gators
While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beach bum said.
"The sharks got 'em."
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There are two ways to deal with fear; overcoming it - or not knowing you NEEDED to be afraid.
Parrothead wrote:
UT OH!!!!!!!!! :shock:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
lpnmajor wrote:
There are two ways to deal with fear; overcoming it - or not knowing you NEEDED to be afraid.
I will try to remember the NOT KNOWING.
Is that even possible?
Another "Oh, sh!t!" moment.
Big Bass wrote:
Another "Oh, sh!t!" moment.
:lol: :lol: Yup. :mrgreen:
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