I talk to myself,I need expert advice
I don't need anger management,I need for people to quit pissing me off
My people skills are excellent,its my tolerance for idiots that needs enhancing
even duct tape cant fix stupid,but it can muffle the sound if applied correctly
I'm retired,living off my savings,dunno what I'll do next week
the grand kids text me "pliz"which is shorter than please.I text back "no"which is shorter than yes
did I just roll my eyes out loud?
I don't trip on things,I just do random gravity checks
the biggest lie I tell myself??--I don't need to write that down
if God had wanted me to touch my toes ,he would have put them on my knees
wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free and a size smaller?
last year I joined a support group for procrastination--we haven't met yet
old age has come at a bad time for me
when did it change from we the people--to screw the people??
why should I have to press one for English??.
at my age "getting lucky"is walking into a room and remembering why I came in there
I told my doctor I was having memory problems.He said "Hmm,how long have you had this problem"?I said "What problem,and who are you"??
Lord ,grant me the wisdom to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change the things I can,and the friends to bail me out when I finally snap
But whose thoughts?
quote=badbobby]I talk to myself,I need expert advice
I don't need anger management,I need for people to quit pissing me off
My people skills are excellent,its my tolerance for idiots that needs enhancing
even duct tape cant fix stupid,but it can muffle the sound if applied correctly
I'm retired,living off my savings,dunno what I'll do next week
the grand kids text me "pliz"which is shorter than please.I text back "no"which is shorter than yes
did I just roll my eyes out loud?
I don't trip on things,I just do random gravity checks
the biggest lie I tell myself??--I don't need to write that down
if God had wanted me to touch my toes ,he would have put them on my knees
wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free and a size smaller?
last year I joined a support group for procrastination--we haven't met yet
old age has come at a bad time for me
when did it change from we the people--to screw the people??
why should I have to press one for English??.
at my age "getting lucky"is walking into a room and remembering why I came in there
I told my doctor I was having memory problems.He said "Hmm,how long have you had this problem"?I said "What problem,and who are you"??
Lord ,grant me the wisdom to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change the things I can,and the friends to bail me out when I finally snap[/quote]
You made my day...keep on thinking the same thoughts a lot of us have.
At least you can hide your own Easter egg's.
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