Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says:
The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.
Hillary: You mean the Mexican gun running?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean SEAL Team 6?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean voter fraud?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean the military not getting their votes counted?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?
Trump: No the other one:
Hillary: The IRS targeting conservatives?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The DOJ spying on the press?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The NSA monitoring citizens phone calls, emails and everything else?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senates advise-and-consent role?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: I give up!
Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who dont pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?
Trump: THATS THE ONE!
eagleye13 wrote:
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says:
The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.
Hillary: You mean the Mexican gun running?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean SEAL Team 6?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean voter fraud?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean the military not getting their votes counted?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?
Trump: No the other one:
Hillary: The IRS targeting conservatives?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The DOJ spying on the press?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The NSA monitoring citizens phone calls, emails and everything else?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Obamas unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senates advise-and-consent role?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?
Trump: No, the other one.
Hillary: I give up!
Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who dont pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?
Trump: THATS THE ONE!
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar a... (
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And this was just the obvious ones.
I hope that booth,is bolted down,or,one or the other will try to steal it.......
boatbob2 wrote:
I hope that booth,is bolted down,or,one or the other will try to steal it.......
If the booth disappeared, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have been Trump's doing !
Why was she allowed in there in the first place ?
faithistheword wrote:
If the booth disappeared, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have been Trump's doing !
Why was she allowed in there in the first place ?
She was given consideration, because she was with Trump.
After all; what was a girl like that doing in a nice place?
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