Alicia Loc: NYC

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS.

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted in shock. When he came to he informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go.

Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

Oh my goodness,I was laughing so hard I had to type this three times. And you think it is easy to use emoticons when laughing?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Good-un, Alicia. :thumbup: Someone ought to go out and grab that ass for themselves. :mrgreen:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Be careful if you try. He has a mean kick when surprised.

mongo Loc: TEXAS

That was a line that Marines use on liberty. Hope the missus doesn't see the salt in that sentence!

:lol: :lol: :shock:

SEMPER FI

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I doubt she was ever under the illusion that I was a choir-boy. :wink:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Marines were always the bass while the swabbies provided the soprano. Tight skivvies doncha' know.

badbobby Loc: texas

very funny :lol: :lol:

badbobby Loc: texas

I hear that Marines are adept at ass grabbing :roll: :roll:

mongo Loc: TEXAS

You are confused Sir. That would be the "Squids". The Marines are known for grab-assing!

:shock: :lol: :lol:

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slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Patience, Mongo. :wink: We are dealing with a lower life-form, ya' know...Squids. :roll: :mrgreen:

RJohnson

there are many good reasons why marines are called Jarheads. This comment is just one.

mongo Loc: TEXAS

We are known by many names. For example; Faithful, Loyal, Brave, Good looking, and of course, "Humble" to name a few!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

The modesty of all Marines is admirable, Mongo. :thumbup:

SEMPER FI :!: :mrgreen:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Danke for trying to set him straight, but you must remember, he is a swabbie and knows not of what he speaks.