This may have been around previously, if so, please forgive me for re-posting.
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.
As Roseanne RoseannaDanna used to say, "it's always sum-pin :!: ' :lol:
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