What's Jewish And What's Not.
Mar 27, 2017 18:24:01 #
Jewish vs. Goyish
Judges are Jewish.
Juries are Goyish.
Packing all the mini shampoos from the hotel is Jewish.
Actually using them is Goyish.
Ordering family style is Jewish.
Ordering “a la carte” is Goyish.
Cruises are Jewish.
Walking tours are Goyish.
Picking from your mate's plate is Jewish.
Not wanting even "a little taste" is Goyish.
Fruitcake is Goyish.
Fruit and cake is Jewish.
Reading "how-to" books is Goyish.
Writing "how-to" books is Jewish.
PBS is Jewish.
ESPN is Goyish.
Tiffany's is Goyish.
Your Uncle Ira in the Jewelry District is Jewish.
Passing bars is Goyish.
Passing the Bar Exam is Jewish.
DIY (Do it Yourself) is Goyish.
PAG (Pay A Goy who knows what he's doing) is Jewish.
Ham on white bread is Goyish.
Hot pastrami on rye is Jewish.
Laughing at someone else's troubles is Goyish.
Laughing at your own troubles is Jewish.
"Youngsters" are Goyish.
"The kids" is Jewish.
Tattoos and piercings are Goyish.
Diamonds and pearls are Jewish.
A party that revolves around the buffet table is Jewish.
A party that revolves around the bar is Goyish!
But above all, making lists of what's Jewish and what's not is very, very JEWISH!!!
Judges are Jewish.
Juries are Goyish.
Packing all the mini shampoos from the hotel is Jewish.
Actually using them is Goyish.
Ordering family style is Jewish.
Ordering “a la carte” is Goyish.
Cruises are Jewish.
Walking tours are Goyish.
Picking from your mate's plate is Jewish.
Not wanting even "a little taste" is Goyish.
Fruitcake is Goyish.
Fruit and cake is Jewish.
Reading "how-to" books is Goyish.
Writing "how-to" books is Jewish.
PBS is Jewish.
ESPN is Goyish.
Tiffany's is Goyish.
Your Uncle Ira in the Jewelry District is Jewish.
Passing bars is Goyish.
Passing the Bar Exam is Jewish.
DIY (Do it Yourself) is Goyish.
PAG (Pay A Goy who knows what he's doing) is Jewish.
Ham on white bread is Goyish.
Hot pastrami on rye is Jewish.
Laughing at someone else's troubles is Goyish.
Laughing at your own troubles is Jewish.
"Youngsters" are Goyish.
"The kids" is Jewish.
Tattoos and piercings are Goyish.
Diamonds and pearls are Jewish.
A party that revolves around the buffet table is Jewish.
A party that revolves around the bar is Goyish!
But above all, making lists of what's Jewish and what's not is very, very JEWISH!!!
Mar 28, 2017 06:46:40 #
Mar 28, 2017 10:01:02 #
Mar 28, 2017 10:12:12 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
Larry the Legend wrote:
b Jewish vs. Goyish /b br br Judges are Jewis... (show quote)
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You sound like, according to the comedian, Black, a very Jewy Jew. Or maybe, perhaps a GoY?
Mar 28, 2017 10:23:38 #
pappadeux wrote:
so what is "Goyish" ??
A Jewish name for a non-Jewish person. We would say 'gentile'. Same thing.
Mar 28, 2017 10:28:00 #
Alicia wrote:
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You sound like, according to the comedian, Black, a very Jewy Jew. Or maybe, perhaps a GoY?
You sound like, according to the comedian, Black, a very Jewy Jew. Or maybe, perhaps a GoY?
Are you 'asking', or 'saying'? If 'asking', nope, not a Jew. If 'saying', then still nope, not a Jew. If asking what religion I follow, my best answer is not any religion in a really literal sense. I lean Christian in a moral sense - 10 Commandments, that kind of thing, but don't partake of any religious ceremonies. I do enjoy the holidays, though! And you? What is your religious flavor?
Mar 28, 2017 11:14:00 #
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