Please help me become a democratic Congressman!! I am sick and tired or working long hours for 50 plus weeks per year. I want a nice pension that never runs out of money and the best free forever health care. Can you believe that now I have to pay for my own transportation?? I don't even want to talk about my medical healthcare insurance premiums. Working hard and doing what is right will never make me wealthy. I have no political experience or a proven track record but that is not required. I will not be required to make any difficult decisions or have the responsibility to do what is best for my constituents or America, The democratic party has already made these decisions and if for some unknown reason I am required to make a decision, I must oppose any legislation from across the aisle
The salary is not really that great but the hours are much less than I am working now and sometimes I am even required to make decisions. I can make some more money from lobbyist and have the many perks to help me become wealthy in less than 10 years. Now if I want a vacation, I have to pay for it myself, Instead I can go on a “fact-finding mission“ and stay at 5 star hotels and resorts paid by the taxpayer.
But I must admit that I have a few weaknesses. I have an IQ that is above 100. I know that Russia did not invade Korea. I also have decent eyesight and good peripheral vision but that can be rectified by wearing blinders and a blindfold. I sometimes tell the truth and use logic but with the proper “spin“ it could also be considered to be a simple mistake.
Tomtrout wrote:
Please help me become a democratic Congressman!! I am sick and tired or working long hours for 50 plus weeks per year. I want a nice pension that never runs out of money and the best free forever health care. Can you believe that now I have to pay for my own transportation?? I don't even want to talk about my medical healthcare insurance premiums. Working hard and doing what is right will never make me wealthy. I have no political experience or a proven track record but that is not required. I will not be required to make any difficult decisions or have the responsibility to do what is best for my constituents or America, The democratic party has already made these decisions and if for some unknown reason I am required to make a decision, I must oppose any legislation from across the aisle
The salary is not really that great but the hours are much less than I am working now and sometimes I am even required to make decisions. I can make some more money from lobbyist and have the many perks to help me become wealthy in less than 10 years. Now if I want a vacation, I have to pay for it myself, Instead I can go on a “fact-finding mission“ and stay at 5 star hotels and resorts paid by the taxpayer.
But I must admit that I have a few weaknesses. I have an IQ that is above 100. I know that Russia did not invade Korea. I also have decent eyesight and good peripheral vision but that can be rectified by wearing blinders and a blindfold. I sometimes tell the truth and use logic but with the proper “spin“ it could also be considered to be a simple mistake.
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tom-the requirements are that you have to attend "stupid" school and graduate with honors. Then you must be
able to prove that you are totally without "common sense" and a graduate of the " CSOC (Clinton School Of
Corruption)". Finally, you must love "Muslim Refugees" more that your fellow Americans. As you can see , it is a steep hill to climb. lol America First !!!!
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