A Texas lawmaker has put forth a sarcastic new bill that would penalize men in the state for what are deemed “unregulated masturbatory emissions,” according to the document. State Rep. Jessica Farrar filed the satirical “men’s health” bill in response to potential laws filed by men regarding women’s health care.

Farrar, a Democrat who represents the 148th distict in Houston, put forth House Bill 4260 after being angered about how women’s health care is being regulated in the state by legislation she feels is harmful.

“A lot of people find the bill funny,” Farrar said in an interview with SF Gate. “What’s not funny are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access health care.”

Farrar’s bill states that a man must remain abstinent and only make infrequent “emissions” inside health and medical facilities. If a man does so outside of these respective facilities, or without a female partner, he would have to pay a $100 fine, as it would be considered “an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life,” according to the legislation. Monies collected would go towards the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services.

In a tweet posted this weekend, Rep. Farrar wrote, “#HB4260, ‘A Man’s Right to Know,’ mirrors real Texas laws and health care restrictions faced by Texas women” every #txlege session” — which hammered home the stance she’s taking by addressing what she sees as gender health care inequality

Only a Democrat would be this stupid. The real issue is probably that her husband has more fun with his hand than with his wife.

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A Texas lawmaker has put forth a sarcastic new bill that would penalize men in the state for what are deemed “unregulated masturbatory emissions,” according to the document. State Rep. Jessica Farrar filed the satirical “men’s health” bill in response to potential laws filed by men regarding women’s health care.

“[A]n act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life,” according to the legislation. Monies collected would go towards the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services.

A Texas lawmaker has put forth a sarcastic new bill that would penalize men in the state for what are deemed “unregulated masturbatory emissions,” according to the document. State Rep. Jessica Farrar filed the satirical “men’s health” bill in response to potential laws filed by men regarding women’s health care.

Farrar, a Democrat who represents the 148th distict in Houston, put forth House Bill 4260 after being angered about how women’s health care is being regulated in the state by legislation she feels is harmful.

“A lot of people find the bill funny,” Farrar said in an interview with SF Gate. “What’s not funny are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access health care.”

Farrar’s bill states that a man must remain abstinent and only make infrequent “emissions” inside health and medical facilities. If a man does so outside of these respective facilities, or without a female partner, he would have to pay a $100 fine, as it would be considered “an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life,” according to the legislation. Monies collected would go towards the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services.

In a tweet posted this weekend, Rep. Farrar wrote, “#HB4260, ‘A Man’s Right to Know,’ mirrors real Texas laws and health care restrictions faced by Texas women” every #txlege session” — which hammered home the stance she’s taking by addressing what she sees as gender health care inequality

Only a Democrat would be this stupid. The real issue is probably that her husband has more fun with his hand than with his wife.

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A Texas lawmaker has put forth a sarcastic new bill that would penalize men in the state for what are deemed “unregulated masturbatory emissions,” according to the document. State Rep. Jessica Farrar filed the satirical “men’s health” bill in response to potential laws filed by men regarding women’s health care.

Farrar, a Democrat who represents the 148th distict in Houston, put forth House Bill 4260 after being angered about how women’s health care is being regulated in the state by legislation she feels is harmful.

“A lot of people find the bill funny,” Farrar said in an interview with SF Gate. “What’s not funny are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access health care.”

Farrar’s bill states that a man must remain abstinent and only make infrequent “emissions” inside health and medical facilities. If a man does so outside of these respective facilities, or without a female partner, he would have to pay a $100 fine, as it would be considered “an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life,” according to the legislation. Monies collected would go towards the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services.

In a tweet posted this weekend, Rep. Farrar wrote, “#HB4260, ‘A Man’s Right to Know,’ mirrors real Texas laws and health care restrictions faced by Texas women” every #txlege session” — which hammered home the stance she’s taking by addressing what she sees as gender health care inequality

Only a Democrat would be this stupid. The real issue is probably that her husband has more fun with his hand than with his wife.

Semper Fidelis

A Texas lawmaker has put forth a sarcastic new bill that would penalize men in the state for what are deemed “unregulated masturbatory emissions,” according to the document. State Rep. Jessica Farrar filed the satirical “men’s health” bill in response to potential laws filed by men regarding women’s health care.

Farrar, a Democrat who represents the 148th distict in Houston, put forth House Bill 4260 after being angered about how women’s health care is being regulated in the state by legislation she feels is harmful.

“A lot of people find the bill funny,” Farrar said in an interview with SF Gate. “What’s not funny are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access health care.”

Farrar’s bill states that a man must remain abstinent and only make infrequent “emissions” inside health and medical facilities. If a man does so outside of these respective facilities, or without a female partner, he would have to pay a $100 fine, as it would be considered “an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life,” according to the legislation. Monies collected would go towards the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services.

In a tweet posted this weekend, Rep. Farrar wrote, “#HB4260, ‘A Man’s Right to Know,’ mirrors real Texas laws and health care restrictions faced by Texas women” every #txlege session” — which hammered home the stance she’s taking by addressing what she sees as gender health care inequality

Only a Democrat would be this stupid. The real issue is probably that her husband has more fun with his hand than with his wife.

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A Texas lawmaker has put forth a sarcastic new bill that would penalize men in the state for what are deemed “unregulated masturbatory emissions,” according to the document. State Rep. Jessica Farrar filed the satirical “men’s health” bill in response to potential laws filed by men regarding women’s health care.

Farrar, a Democrat who represents the 148th distict in Houston, put forth House Bill 4260 after being angered about how women’s health care is being regulated in the state by legislation she feels is harmful.

“A lot of people find the bill funny,” Farrar said in an interview with SF Gate. “What’s not funny are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access health care.”

Farrar’s bill states that a man must remain abstinent and only make infrequent “emissions” inside health and medical facilities. If a man does so outside of these respective facilities, or without a female partner, he would have to pay a $100 fine, as it would be considered “an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life,” according to the legislation. Monies collected would go towards the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services.

In a tweet posted this weekend, Rep. Farrar wrote, “#HB4260, ‘A Man’s Right to Know,’ mirrors real Texas laws and health care restrictions faced by Texas women” every #txlege session” — which hammered home the stance she’s taking by addressing what she sees as gender health care inequality

Only a Democrat would be this stupid. The real issue is probably that her husband has more fun with his hand than with his wife.

Semper Fidelis