Hate to burst your bubble like this but, uh, you been punk'd! This is not a 'real news' site any more than the onion is. A quick scan of their home page pretty much sums their content up. Here's a few headlines:
Area Technology Firm To ‘Bar Code’ Employees
Nevada City Man Claims He’s Rightful King of England
Extreme Vetting for Christian Conservative Landlords
Caltech Physicist: Rock N’ Roll Actually Euphemism For Fornication
Area Man Announces Fight with Fire Hydrant
Alan Greenspan and Noam Chomsky Brawl Outside University Bar
There's more, but you get the idea.
My favorite:
"Trump to Honor Russia at White House"
"In a recent interview, President-elect Donald Trump discussed the possibility of hoisting the Russian flag over the White House as one of the first actions in January".
I could just hear the screams from here.
Larry the Legend wrote:
Hate to burst your bubble like this but, uh, you been punk'd! This is not a 'real news' site any more than the onion is. A quick scan of their home page pretty much sums their content up. Here's a few headlines:
Area Technology Firm To ‘Bar Code’ Employees
Nevada City Man Claims He’s Rightful King of England
Extreme Vetting for Christian Conservative Landlords
Caltech Physicist: Rock N’ Roll Actually Euphemism For Fornication
Area Man Announces Fight with Fire Hydrant
Alan Greenspan and Noam Chomsky Brawl Outside University Bar
There's more, but you get the idea.
My favorite:
"Trump to Honor Russia at White House"
"In a recent interview, President-elect Donald Trump discussed the possibility of hoisting the Russian flag over the White House as one of the first actions in January".
I could just hear the screams from here.
Hate to burst your bubble like this but, uh, you b... (
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I particularly like this one for realism...
https://www.ncscooper.com/homeland-security-declares-first-successful-smurfmuslim-gene-splicing/
Yep, pretty funny. Poor Julian. Cooped up in that embassy for what? 5 years now?
They have a pretty good joke section too. I like this one:
Two buddies were drinking in their local watering hole when one notices a g-string peeking over his friend’s belt line. “What the hell, Chad, why are you wearing thong underwear?”
Chad replies, “I’ve been wearing them ever since my wife found them in my truck.”
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