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Sex advice for beginners
Mar 2, 2017 10:43:42 #
Sex advice for beginners
A young woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed
a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
"Do you enjoy it?" the doctor asked. Actually, yes I do," she answered.
"Does it hurt you?" he asked. "No. I rather like it, she responded.
Well, then," the doctor continued, "there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care to not get pregnant.
The woman was mystified. "What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?
Of course," the doctor replied. "Where do you think people like
Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, or Al Sharpton came from!!
A young woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed
a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
"Do you enjoy it?" the doctor asked. Actually, yes I do," she answered.
"Does it hurt you?" he asked. "No. I rather like it, she responded.
Well, then," the doctor continued, "there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care to not get pregnant.
The woman was mystified. "What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?
Of course," the doctor replied. "Where do you think people like
Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, or Al Sharpton came from!!
Mar 2, 2017 10:55:20 #
cold iron wrote:
Sex advice for beginners br br A young woman wen... (show quote)
Yeah, be careful, not all holes are the same...
Mar 2, 2017 11:02:59 #
cold iron wrote:
Sex advice for beginners br br A young woman wen... (show quote)
Beautiful and how true.
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bahmer wrote:
Beautiful and how true.
Mar 2, 2017 12:41:32 #
Here ya go...Speaking of sex...It's all how you look at it.
The husband rushes home and tells his wife to take off her panties.
Then he continues, "Now pull up your dress and sit up on the dining room table, then please grab your legs and lift up in the air and spread them apart." She performs all of his requests.
The husband then sits down on a chair in front of his wife and stares directly between her thighs.
He says,"Well, Jimmy was right!"
Wife:"Jimmy was right about what?"
"It does look the front end of an Edsel."
ThunderBolt
The husband rushes home and tells his wife to take off her panties.
Then he continues, "Now pull up your dress and sit up on the dining room table, then please grab your legs and lift up in the air and spread them apart." She performs all of his requests.
The husband then sits down on a chair in front of his wife and stares directly between her thighs.
He says,"Well, Jimmy was right!"
Wife:"Jimmy was right about what?"
"It does look the front end of an Edsel."
ThunderBolt
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