Bear Removal
Feb 26, 2017 13:45:08 #
Bear removal
An old Bush Pilot, in northern Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear on the roof of his cabin. He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad for "Up North Bear Removers." He called the number listed and the bear remover said he'd be over within an hour.
The bear remover, Guiseppe arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily scarred old pit bull.
"What are you going to do.?" the homeowner asked.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" the homeowner asked. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog."
An old Bush Pilot, in northern Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear on the roof of his cabin. He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad for "Up North Bear Removers." He called the number listed and the bear remover said he'd be over within an hour.
The bear remover, Guiseppe arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily scarred old pit bull.
"What are you going to do.?" the homeowner asked.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" the homeowner asked. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog."
Feb 26, 2017 14:22:48 #
Feb 27, 2017 18:32:46 #
pafret wrote:
Bear removal br br br br br br An old Bush Pi... (show quote)
I think I've been on OPP too long
still funny though Paf
and I still laughed at it
Feb 27, 2017 19:26:38 #
Damn, just spewed perfectly good scotch on my screen. Mike
badbobby wrote:
I think I've been on OPP too long
still funny though Paf
and I still laughed at it
still funny though Paf
and I still laughed at it
Feb 27, 2017 22:58:44 #
teabag09 wrote:
Damn, just spewed perfectly good scotch on my screen. Mike
That happens alot in here..It's always the ones that sneak up unexpected too...
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