pics and signs
Feb 27, 2017 15:33:37 #
slatten49 wrote:
Because Jarheads speak the truth, don'cha know
that and a bunch of other junk are pounded into them in boot camp
where as Sailors
are naturally mentally adapted
and know everything we need to know
Feb 27, 2017 16:50:35 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
that and a bunch of other junk are pounded into them in boot camp
where as Sailors
are naturally mentally adapted
and know everything we need to know
where as Sailors
are naturally mentally adapted
and know everything we need to know
Really 
Feb 27, 2017 17:27:28 #
Feb 27, 2017 17:37:25 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
well most everything
Actually, BB, little to nothing.
Feb 27, 2017 18:17:35 #
badbobby wrote:
now why would anyone else besides a Jarhead change the ending of that joke?????
Only a jarhead, not a squid , nor and anchor clanker. Perhaps a roomie, maybe a grunt (if a grunt could get the joke).
Feb 27, 2017 19:58:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Big dog wrote:
Only a jarhead, not a squid , nor and anchor clanker. Perhaps a roomie, maybe a grunt (if a grunt could get the joke).
Damn, Big Dog...I had forgotten the term "anchor clanker." I like it
Feb 27, 2017 20:30:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
Damn, Big Dog...I had forgotten the term "anchor clanker." I like it
And old salt like you ! How could you forget how to insult a Coastie !!!
Feb 27, 2017 21:34:46 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Big dog wrote:
And old salt like you ! How could you forget how to insult a Coastie !!!
So many insulting monikers...so little time.
I go with 'Water Lilies' a lot.
Feb 27, 2017 21:43:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
So many insulting monikers...so little time.
I go with 'Water Lilies' a lot.
I go with 'Water Lilies' a lot.
Water lilies ! That's one I never heard.
Shallow water sailors, yes.
Feb 27, 2017 21:53:42 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Big Dog, one reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.
For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors.
Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter.
Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat.
The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.
Oooorahhhh
For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors.
Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter.
Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat.
The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.
Oooorahhhh
Feb 27, 2017 21:56:21 #
Feb 27, 2017 22:30:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Big dog wrote:
OH YEAH
One more 'fore I hit the sack, Big Dog.
The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...
You gotta love a man like this, humor in the face of defeat.
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So, the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
Feb 27, 2017 22:47:03 #
badbobby wrote:
some are mediocre
Lololol... The Twitter one made me think of Trump and the computer one made me think of me....Ohhh hush!!!🤗☺
Feb 28, 2017 12:14:13 #
[quote=Big dog]And old salt like you ! How could you forget how to insult a Coastie !!![
/quote] you guys are funny
you are so unhappy that the real Navy turned you down and you had to take third and fourth best
now you just sit around making up names to call your betters
/quote] you guys are funny
you are so unhappy that the real Navy turned you down and you had to take third and fourth best
now you just sit around making up names to call your betters
Feb 28, 2017 12:18:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
Big Dog, one reason the Services have trouble oper... (show quote)
correction
The Navy would occupy the building
post Marines at the doors(they are good at guarding doors)
and host a poker game
inviting other Jarheads
because they are easy pickings
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