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The Story of Adam & Eve's Dog (something to ponder)
Feb 18, 2017 10:47:10   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
>>> The Story of Adam & Eve's Dog SOMETHING TO PONDER
>>>
>>> Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
>>>
>>>
>>> And it was a good animal and God was pleased.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
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>>> And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'
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>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
>>>
>>>
>>> And they were comforted.
>>>
>>>
>>> And God was pleased.
>>>
>>>
>>> And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
>>>
>>> After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'
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>>>
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>>> And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
>>>
>>>
>>> And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And Adam and Eve learned humility.
>>> And they were greatly improved.
>>>
>>>
>>> And God was pleased..
>>>
>>> And Dog was happy.
>>>
>>>
>>> And Cat . . .
>>>
>>> didn't give a shit one way or the other.

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Feb 18, 2017 11:09:59   #
Ricktloml
 
eagleye13 wrote:
>>> The Story of Adam & Eve's Dog SOMETHING TO PONDER
>>>
>>> Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
>>>
>>>
>>> And it was a good animal and God was pleased.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
>>>
>>> And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
>>>
>>>
>>> And they were comforted.
>>>
>>>
>>> And God was pleased.
>>>
>>>
>>> And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
>>>
>>> After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
>>>
>>>
>>> And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And Adam and Eve learned humility.
>>> And they were greatly improved.
>>>
>>>
>>> And God was pleased..
>>>
>>> And Dog was happy.
>>>
>>>
>>> And Cat . . .
>>>
>>> didn't give a shit one way or the other.
>>> The Story of Adam &a... (show quote)


Sounds pretty close to the mark to me. Though as both a dog and cat ownee cats aren't nearly as aloof as the claim.

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Feb 18, 2017 11:23:45   #
bahmer
 
eagleye13 wrote:
>>> The Story of Adam & Eve's Dog SOMETHING TO PONDER
>>>
>>> Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
>>>
>>>
>>> And it was a good animal and God was pleased.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
>>>
>>> And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
>>>
>>>
>>> And they were comforted.
>>>
>>>
>>> And God was pleased.
>>>
>>>
>>> And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
>>>
>>> After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
>>>
>>>
>>> And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And Adam and Eve learned humility.
>>> And they were greatly improved.
>>>
>>>
>>> And God was pleased..
>>>
>>> And Dog was happy.
>>>
>>>
>>> And Cat . . .
>>>
>>> didn't give a shit one way or the other.
>>> The Story of Adam &a... (show quote)


Spot on.

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Feb 18, 2017 11:55:18   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Ricktloml wrote:
Sounds pretty close to the mark to me. Though as both a dog and cat ownee cats aren't nearly as aloof as the claim.

"Though as both a dog and cat ownee cats aren't nearly as aloof as the claim." - Rick
That is true;
But; dogs have masters, and cats have staff:-)LOL

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Feb 18, 2017 12:06:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
>>> The Story of Adam & Eve's Dog SOMETHING TO PONDER
>>>
>>> Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
>>>
>>>
>>> And it was a good animal and God was pleased.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
>>>
>>> And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
>>>
>>>
>>> And they were comforted.
>>>
>>>
>>> And God was pleased.
>>>
>>>
>>> And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
>>>
>>> After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'
>>>
>>>
>>> And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
>>>
>>>
>>> And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> And Adam and Eve learned humility.
>>> And they were greatly improved.
>>>
>>>
>>> And God was pleased..
>>>
>>> And Dog was happy.
>>>
>>>
>>> And Cat . . .
>>>
>>> didn't give a shit one way or the other.
>>> The Story of Adam &a... (show quote)




LMAO

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Feb 19, 2017 00:31:19   #
Ricktloml
 
eagleye13 wrote:
"Though as both a dog and cat ownee cats aren't nearly as aloof as the claim." - Rick
That is true;
But; dogs have masters, and cats have staff:-)LOL


That does cut it to the core. When I'm sad the dogs comfort me, I comfort the cats

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Feb 19, 2017 10:37:41   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
😊😁😁😁😁😁😁

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Feb 19, 2017 22:02:52   #
teabag09
 
I just luv up both and surprisingly it's returned in spades. Mike
Ricktloml wrote:
That does cut it to the core. When I'm sad the dogs comfort me, I comfort the cats

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Feb 20, 2017 09:10:04   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
teabag09 wrote:
I just luv up both and surprisingly it's returned in spades. Mike


"I just luv up both and surprisingly it's returned in spades."
I am sure it does.

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