RETW Loc: Washington

A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.

Seeing that the first-class seats appeared to be much larger and more comfortable, she moved forward to the last empty seat in first-class.

The flight attendant checked her ticket and told the woman that her seat was in economy.

The blonde replied, "I'm a famous model, and I’ve never had this problem before. I'm going to sit here all the way, until we get to New York."

Flustered, the flight attendant went to the cockpit and informed the captain of the problem. The captain went back and told the woman that her assigned seat was in economy.

Again, the blonde replied: "I'm a famous model. I'm sitting here all the way to New York.”

The captain didn’t want to cause a commotion, and so returned to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot.

The co-pilot said that he used to date a model like her, and that he could take care of the problem. He then went back and briefly whispered something in the blonde's ear.

She immediately got up and said, "okay, thank you". She then hugged the co-pilot, and rushed back to her seat in the economy section.

The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, asked the Co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replied, "I just told her that the first-class seats aren't going to New York."

Sorry blonds, I just had to.


RETW

funguy1949

okie don

Yeah but it's said 'Blonds have more fun'(:

GRB777

Thanks Don, you are a man of character. Have you ever noticed that the "dumb blondes" people joke about all have dark eyebrows. I wonder what that means. Don people who like to talk down to others have no character to speak of. Did you know that according to the book of Enoch; Noah was a blue eyed blonde. GOD thought he was the only man worth saving. The truth is so satisfying.

okie don

Thanks GRB for the kind words. I try to keep it 'clean' and 'Civil'. Some here are crude and vulgar, as you may have noted. Stay safe. { I married a blond 51 years ago- she's Kool and smart too with blond eyebrows lol's}

badbobby Loc: texas

you devil
my wife hates you
and I'm caught in between