Ho, Ho, Ho: Whether bigot right wing troglodyte, or self-righteous left wing putz, May you all have a blessed Holiday, Just this bi-partisan once. For all you waffling moderates, no...

Loki Loc: Georgia

Whether bigot right wing troglodyte, or self-righteous left wing putz,
May you all have a blessed Holiday,
Just this bi-partisan once.
For all you waffling moderates, no hard feelings do I have.
I got for your fence straddling selves,
Some Acme sore crotch salve.
Merry Christmas! Happy Hannukah! Have a nice Feast Day of Mithra! Same goes for Kwanzaa!
For all you Atheists, have a supremely secular Wednesday.

snowbear37 Loc: MA.

banjojack wrote:

Whether bigot right wing troglodyte, or self-righteous left wing putz,
May you all have a blessed Holiday,
Just this bi-partisan once.
For all you waffling moderates, no hard feelings do I have.
I got for your fence straddling selves,
Some Acme sore crotch salve.
Merry Christmas! Happy Hannukah! Have a nice Feast Day of Mithra! Same goes for Kwanzaa!
For all you Atheists, have a supremely secular Wednesday.

And a very Merry Christmas to you!

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

I am a budding 75 year old cartoonist,and your thoughts are mine as I sent out this E-Xmas card out to my friends and family just the other day.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

banjojack wrote:

Whether bigot right wing troglodyte, or self-righteous left wing putz,
May you all have a blessed Holiday,
Just this bi-partisan once.
For all you waffling moderates, no hard feelings do I have.
I got for your fence straddling selves,
Some Acme sore crotch salve.
Merry Christmas! Happy Hannukah! Have a nice Feast Day of Mithra! Same goes for Kwanzaa!
For all you Atheists, have a supremely secular Wednesday.

It's quite statesman-like of you to bring us all together, Banjojack, but...don't forget Festivus!

Bless you, and yours, also! HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS, and a joyful & peaceful, NEW YEAR!

:mrgreen:

catpaw Loc: Bakersfield, California

banjojack wrote:

Whether bigot right wing troglodyte, or self-righteous left wing putz,
May you all have a blessed Holiday,
Just this bi-partisan once.
For all you waffling moderates, no hard feelings do I have.
I got for your fence straddling selves,
Some Acme sore crotch salve.
Merry Christmas! Happy Hannukah! Have a nice Feast Day of Mithra! Same goes for Kwanzaa!
For all you Atheists, have a supremely secular Wednesday.

I'm converting to paganism so I can celebrate ancient Roman Saturnalia. I understand they had drunken orgies as part of the celebration.

Loki Loc: Georgia

catpaw wrote:

I'm converting to paganism so I can celebrate ancient Roman Saturnalia. I understand they had drunken orgies as part of the celebration.

Since when do you have to be a pagan? Is that so you don't feel guilty afterward?

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

pappadeux wrote:

I am a budding 75 year old cartoonist,and your thoughts are mine as I sent out this E-Xmas card out to my friends and family just the other day.

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

1OldGeezer

banjojack wrote:

Whether bigot right wing troglodyte, or self-righteous left wing putz,
May you all have a blessed Holiday,
Just this bi-partisan once.
For all you waffling moderates, no hard feelings do I have.
I got for your fence straddling selves,
Some Acme sore crotch salve.
Merry Christmas! Happy Hannukah! Have a nice Feast Day of Mithra! Same goes for Kwanzaa!
For all you Atheists, have a supremely secular Wednesday.

BANJOJACK,
THANK YOU, AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOURS
GOD BLESS US ALL !
1oldgeezer

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

banjojack wrote:

Since when do you have to be a pagan? Is that so you don't feel guilty afterward?

at least it's an excuse.

Loki Loc: Georgia

alex wrote:

at least it's an excuse.

We don' need no stinkin' excuses.

Glaucon

MERRY CHRISTMAL to all of my old, white, enraged, confused, Christian, Republicans friends. I feel a surging of the Christmas spirit. I hope we are all warm, well fed, and at peace.

1OldGeezer

Glaucon wrote:

MERRY CHRISTMAL to all of my old, white, enraged, confused, Christian, Republicans friends. I feel a surging of the Christmas spirit. I hope we are all warm, well fed, and at peace.

Glaucon,
Thanks for the "Merry Christmas". Even on Christmas you can't resist a dig and racial comment. It must be sad to be you.
Merry Christmas.
1oldgeezer.

Glaucon

Merry Christmas.
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On Christmas more than a million public school children are homeless. I am with you in praying that they learn some sense of responsibility and get a job. I got mine and I pray that they get theirs and not part of mine. I didn't mean to ruin your Christmas by bringing up the homeless children. That is not our problem. God bless you on this sacred day.

Glaucon

1OldGeezer wrote:

Glaucon,
Thanks for the "Merry Christmas". Even on Christmas you can't resist a dig and racial comment. It must be sad to be you.
Merry Christmas.
1oldgeezer.

I have sent this greeting to several old people and you are the only one to see something racist in my greeting. I am going to send the greeting to some others, so I would appreciate it if you would tell me what about it is racist so that I can remove it.

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Glaucon wrote:

I have sent this greeting to several old people and you are the only one to see something racist in my greeting. I am going to send the greeting to some others, so I would appreciate it if you would tell me what about it is racist so that I can remove it.

Ahhhh, but you see there is a difference in the greeting sent by banjo and what you sent. Tongue in cheek was his, encompassing and embracing all this sacred season. Yours, meant maybe as an olive branch, first stated things about those you were sending blessings to as old and frustrated, and referencing them as "white" -- therein lies your problem, me thinks. Just an observation. I could be SO wrong here, but that's what jumped out at me. By the way, just out of curiosity, how old do you have to be -- to be considered "Old"? I am 66. It never occurs to me to ask for the senior discount when I get something at a fast food place. I am young at heart and that's all that matters.