The Symptoms of TURD
Jan 19, 2017 19:13:30 #
Do You Know Someone Suffering From " Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder " (TURD)?
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.
TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Membership in the Democratic Party
Identifying as a Feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again .
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.
TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Membership in the Democratic Party
Identifying as a Feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again .
Jan 19, 2017 23:38:35 #
ldsuttonjr wrote:
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
The thing is it's not an unwillingness to accept that DT will make American Great Again it's because we already think America is pretty damn great and can only get better. And since Trump thinks Great Again means going backwards that type of regressiveness never comes to any good.
Jan 19, 2017 23:55:18 #
PeterS wrote:
The thing is it's not an unwillingness to accept that DT will make American Great Again it's because we already think America is pretty damn great and can only get better. And since Trump thinks Great Again means going backwards that type of regressiveness never comes to any good.
peterdick: What a stupid cognitive logic!....The complete lack of logic!!!!!
Jan 20, 2017 06:22:27 #
If going backwards means taking back our borders, sending sexual, immoral deviates back to dark spaces and calling a spade a spade, I'll be on that train. If the last 8 yrs have been progress, this white American guy wants no more of it, will defend my position, and pray to God that Trump does what he says, that's real hope.
Jan 20, 2017 09:11:25 #
Junkie, idiot Pete just don't understand that 95+ Million are unemployed 'full time' and near 50 million are on food stamps to survive. Judas what an idiot! GO TRUMP, a 'businessman'
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