The Old Cow
Nov 5, 2016 09:28:04 #
imbobbyc
Loc: Montana
THE OLD COW
Late one evening, while the campaign motorcade proceeded down a lonely rural road in west Texas, a very aged cow that had wandered away from its farm pasture suddenly stepped onto the road directly in the path of the oncoming vehicles.
The Secret Service limo driver tried to avoid the aging bovine but just couldn't stop the car in time. Unfortunately, the old cow was struck and killed.
From the back seat of the limo, Hillary Clinton demanded that her driver go up to the nearby farmhouse and explain to the owners what
had happened.
She insisted, however, that the agent should resist any request from the farmer to pay for the animal, and she added, "You killed it, so ifthey demand money, it will come out of your own pocket!"
Meanwhile, Hillary stayed in the car making phone calls on her unsecured cell phone. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.
He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate
love to me.
I had just stepped inside the door and said 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
Late one evening, while the campaign motorcade proceeded down a lonely rural road in west Texas, a very aged cow that had wandered away from its farm pasture suddenly stepped onto the road directly in the path of the oncoming vehicles.
The Secret Service limo driver tried to avoid the aging bovine but just couldn't stop the car in time. Unfortunately, the old cow was struck and killed.
From the back seat of the limo, Hillary Clinton demanded that her driver go up to the nearby farmhouse and explain to the owners what
had happened.
She insisted, however, that the agent should resist any request from the farmer to pay for the animal, and she added, "You killed it, so ifthey demand money, it will come out of your own pocket!"
Meanwhile, Hillary stayed in the car making phone calls on her unsecured cell phone. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.
He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate
love to me.
I had just stepped inside the door and said 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
Nov 5, 2016 09:37:04 #
Nov 6, 2016 11:47:53 #
imbobbyc wrote:
THE OLD COW br br Late one evening, while the cam... (show quote)
love the way you worked Hillary into an old(but very good)joke
Nov 6, 2016 19:33:45 #
badbobby wrote:
love the way you worked Hillary into an old(but very good)joke
Speaking of cows; Did you hear about the country cow that went to visit her city cow friend?
Well, it was milking time when the country cow reached the city cow's barn. The country cow walked up to the city cow who was hooked up to a milking machine. The country cow said, "My, my, ain't you a mess, gettin yourself a permanent
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Nov 7, 2016 13:03:54 #
Nov 7, 2016 16:03:53 #
badbobby wrote:
only from Armi
Us Misery rednecks gotta have fun tu
Nov 7, 2016 16:15:42 #
Armageddun wrote:
Us Misery rednecks gotta have fun tu
hey
saw one of your wormes on the news
Nov 7, 2016 19:54:01 #
badbobby wrote:
hey
saw one of your wormes on the news
saw one of your wormes on the news
What chaannel???????Nov 7, 2016 20:17:55 #
Armageddun wrote:
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don't remember
but it was a record earthworm
longest fattest,i think
anyhow i thought of ol Armi
Nov 7, 2016 21:27:54 #
badbobby wrote:
don't remember
but it was a record earthworm
longest fattest,i think
anyhow i thought of ol Armi
but it was a record earthworm
longest fattest,i think
anyhow i thought of ol Armi
I had a 1000 I just counted 999 I bet they stole one.
Nov 7, 2016 21:40:00 #
Armageddun wrote:
I had a 1000 I just counted 999 I bet they stole o... (show quote)
hen they say they got the biggest
Nov 12, 2016 17:39:19 #
badbobby wrote:
hen they say they got the biggest
They were probably from texas, you know how Texicans are.
Nov 12, 2016 18:41:17 #
Nov 12, 2016 18:46:33 #
Armageddun wrote:
They were probably from texas, you know how Texica... (show quote)
not really
but I r 1
Nov 12, 2016 23:18:45 #
badbobby wrote:
not really
but I r 1
but I r 1
Well I'll be.... And hear eye thought ewe war a yankee.
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