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The perfect comeback.
Nov 1, 2016 18:23:21   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
Do you like to sing? Has anyone ever criticized your singing? I have the perfect comeback for you.

I sing for MY enjoyment. Not YOURS.

Feel free to use it. It works. :)

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Nov 1, 2016 18:27:45   #
bilordinary Loc: SW Washington
 
Little Ball of Hate wrote:
Do you like to sing? Has anyone ever criticized your singing? I have the perfect comeback for you.

I sing for MY enjoyment. Not YOURS.

Feel free to use it. It works. :)


Like if;

If someone complains about your cologne;

Just tell em it's queer repellent!

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Nov 1, 2016 18:29:22   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
bilordinary wrote:
Like if;

If someone complains about your cologne;

Just tell em it's queer repellent!



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Nov 1, 2016 18:30:32   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
Anyone got any other good ones? Let's hear 'em.

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Nov 1, 2016 18:32:49   #
jimahrens Loc: California
 
Myself I cannot carry a tune in a bucket so I don't try.
Little Ball of Hate wrote:
Do you like to sing? Has anyone ever criticized your singing? I have the perfect comeback for you.

I sing for MY enjoyment. Not YOURS.

Feel free to use it. It works. :)

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Nov 1, 2016 18:35:38   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
jimahrens wrote:
Myself I cannot carry a tune in a bucket so I don't try.


I have a good voice. I just don't have much range. From bass to the lower high register. I have a problem with the high notes.

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Nov 1, 2016 18:37:28   #
bilordinary Loc: SW Washington
 
Little Ball of Hate wrote:
I have a good voice. I just don't have much range. From bass to the lower high register. I have a problem with the high notes.


Mine goes from bass to bluegill!

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Nov 1, 2016 18:39:20   #
bilordinary Loc: SW Washington
 
I build speakers to sing for me!

Little Ball of Hate wrote:
Do you like to sing? Has anyone ever criticized your singing? I have the perfect comeback for you.

I sing for MY enjoyment. Not YOURS.

Feel free to use it. It works. :)

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Nov 1, 2016 18:47:48   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
bilordinary wrote:
I build speakers to sing for me!


That's cheating. It also reminds me. I believe they have some software that will record what you sing, then correct any errors. Pretty cool stuff.

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Nov 1, 2016 18:55:13   #
mcmlx
 
jimahrens wrote:
Myself I cannot carry a tune in a bucket so I don't try.


I use the same reason my grandma did.
She couldn't carry a tune in a bucket and was the most energetic, loud singer at church.
She said, "Make a joyful noise unto the Lord. I'm not making it for anyone else".

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Nov 1, 2016 18:58:37   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
jimahrens wrote:
Myself I cannot carry a tune in a bucket so I don't try.


I tell them I sing for my dogs entertainment so they can sing along. They sing better than I do so it makes them feel superior.

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