After the events of this weekend, I couldn't resist posting another interesting find from the Berkely dig, as related in "Treasures of the Aquarians":
Item #10
FBI MOST WANTED POSTER
Paper, Ink
Dimensions: 8 1/2" X 11"
Inscription: "Armed and Extremely Dangerous"
"The Aquarians were democratic in spirit for the most part, but apparently could not resist the temptation of singling out particular individuals for special attention.
The Famous Brave Individuals, or the FBI, were the heroes of Aquarian culture and were afforded unique treatment. When an FBI Most Wanted came to town the Aquarian villagers would house and clothe him and keep others from disturbing his privacy. They would give a Most Wanted money and shelter for as long as he needed them and arrange transportation to the Most Wanted's next resting spot.
The FBI Most Wanteds were generally freedom fighters in the various Aquarian Wars of Oppression, revered and feared among their own people. Many of them were women. The Most Wanteds were simply the best at what they did, whether it was demolishing buildings, banking or "offing pigs"---an unusual skill since most Aquarians were vegetarians.
Any list, whether best-dressed or Most Wanted, is bound to change with fashion. This was why the Aquarians had picture cards and posters made up for easy reference to help identify a Most Wanted when he or she arrived in town."
Included in this description is a sample of a Most Wanted poster:
WANTED BY THE FBI
Mark "The Bomber " Dudd
Ht: 5'10"
Wt: 145 lbs.
Hair: Red
Eyes: Green
"The Bomber"
is wanted for aggravated insult and interstate flight to avoid prosecution. Works odd jobs as an artist. Affects "preppie" clothing and is extremely fastidious and fond of detail. Known to frequent nightclubs that feature reggae music and old soul. Also known to frequent deserted stretches of Long Island beaches, New York City and Connecticut.
If encountered, do not try to apprehend with witty repartee. Suspect is armed with sarcasm and should be considered extremely dangerous.
TRICK OR TREAT, HILLARY!!!
AND THANK YOU, MR. COMEY!!
nwtk2007 wrote:
I am with that!!
My husband used to go around singing that song from "The Wizard of Oz" to the girls. They loved it!! He also liked "Lions and Tigers and Bears Ho-Ho"!! I guess he liked the whole dam*ed movie.
That was great!! You know, laughing like she does, and that of Ovomit, is similar to the laughing a teenager does when he is ashamed, embarrassed or otherwise discomfited. He doesn't know what else to do.
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