Terrorists Deserve A Chance Too!
Oct 25, 2016 11:09:46 #
Glorious news, comrades!
In response to the critique that her campaign consists mainly of throwing dirt at Donald Trump, bitch clinton has now announced her first - and most important - executive plan: an ambitious roadmap to rebuild America's military: the Military Equality Program.
Speaking to a large crowd of 11 supporters and 134 journalists in Washington, bitch clinton delivered a rousing speech:
"People no longer respect our military, because it is a source of inequality. Remember the first phase of Iraq II? We rolled them up like a carpet, you could hardly call it a war. Our soldiers were better trained, better equipped and had better leadership, so we never gave those poor Iraqis a fighting chance. That's not the America we want. We need to reposition our objectives globally, and make sure other nations that want to kill our troops have equal opportunities to do so. Global equality must be the goal of the next administration."
Bitch clinton went on describing the biggest success of her pilot project on Military Equality:
"Remember the Benghazi attack in 2012? When I started as secretary of state, the head of the CIA gave me very precise intel on local terrorist militias and suggested some changes to the security detail. But my team worked overtime to make this a poster case for Global Military Equality: I personally made sure that our operatives on the ground were unprepared, that no reinforcements were sent and that the military liaisons got contradictory information. And I think we can all be proud of the results: some unwashed savages were able to brutally murder four US citizens, including two former US navy seals!"
Some specifics about the Military Equality Program:
- Target Uniforms: since Muslim terrorists are (in general) bad marksmen, changing the Army's camouflage pattern into a big red target will help provide Marksman Equality.
- No more radio communication: some terrorist militias consist of severely retarded individuals, unable to coordinate properly. By taking away the Army's communication capabilities, we can bring all parties to the same level.
- No more stealth: by using sophisticated American technology, drones and airplanes were able to go about there business unseen. This is not fair towards other nations!
- At least 50% of all infantry platoons must consist of obese transgenders.
And now it's up to you,comrades:
Can you help the bitch's campaign to come up with even more ideas to create Global Military Equality?
Buffalo
In response to the critique that her campaign consists mainly of throwing dirt at Donald Trump, bitch clinton has now announced her first - and most important - executive plan: an ambitious roadmap to rebuild America's military: the Military Equality Program.
Speaking to a large crowd of 11 supporters and 134 journalists in Washington, bitch clinton delivered a rousing speech:
"People no longer respect our military, because it is a source of inequality. Remember the first phase of Iraq II? We rolled them up like a carpet, you could hardly call it a war. Our soldiers were better trained, better equipped and had better leadership, so we never gave those poor Iraqis a fighting chance. That's not the America we want. We need to reposition our objectives globally, and make sure other nations that want to kill our troops have equal opportunities to do so. Global equality must be the goal of the next administration."
Bitch clinton went on describing the biggest success of her pilot project on Military Equality:
"Remember the Benghazi attack in 2012? When I started as secretary of state, the head of the CIA gave me very precise intel on local terrorist militias and suggested some changes to the security detail. But my team worked overtime to make this a poster case for Global Military Equality: I personally made sure that our operatives on the ground were unprepared, that no reinforcements were sent and that the military liaisons got contradictory information. And I think we can all be proud of the results: some unwashed savages were able to brutally murder four US citizens, including two former US navy seals!"
Some specifics about the Military Equality Program:
- Target Uniforms: since Muslim terrorists are (in general) bad marksmen, changing the Army's camouflage pattern into a big red target will help provide Marksman Equality.
- No more radio communication: some terrorist militias consist of severely retarded individuals, unable to coordinate properly. By taking away the Army's communication capabilities, we can bring all parties to the same level.
- No more stealth: by using sophisticated American technology, drones and airplanes were able to go about there business unseen. This is not fair towards other nations!
- At least 50% of all infantry platoons must consist of obese transgenders.
And now it's up to you,comrades:
Can you help the bitch's campaign to come up with even more ideas to create Global Military Equality?
Buffalo
Oct 25, 2016 11:50:24 #
buffalo wrote:
Glorious news, comrades! br br In response to the... (show quote)
The first rounds of ammo fired should all be blanks so the bad guys know we mean business.
Oct 25, 2016 15:16:09 #
Big dog wrote:
The first rounds of ammo fired should all be blanks so the bad guys know we mean business.
Like Trump refusing to say what he would do to the mooslime terrorists because one does not divulge his plans to the enemy beforehand. Unlike mooslime sympathizing obammy.
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