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Simple Rules & Truths...
Oct 24, 2016 12:44:11 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
SIMPLE TRUTH--------YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE----HAVE A GOOD LAUGH
Very Good Terry, I'm Still Smiling... Don D. 😁
The Below Simple Truths And 5 Rules of Life Seemed To Be Fairly Valid...
SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
MORAL OF THE STORY: In Life, No One Helps You Once You're Screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say 'Congrats'.
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say 'Good Job'.
MORAL OF THE STORY: "Hard Work Is Rarely Appreciated!"
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1.) Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2.) Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
3.) If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4.) Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them, ask Obama & Hillary.
5.) Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
BONUS RULE:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Very Good Terry, I'm Still Smiling... Don D. 😁
The Below Simple Truths And 5 Rules of Life Seemed To Be Fairly Valid...
SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
MORAL OF THE STORY: In Life, No One Helps You Once You're Screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say 'Congrats'.
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say 'Good Job'.
MORAL OF THE STORY: "Hard Work Is Rarely Appreciated!"
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1.) Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2.) Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
3.) If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4.) Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them, ask Obama & Hillary.
5.) Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
BONUS RULE:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Oct 25, 2016 08:58:12 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
SIMPLE TRUTH--------YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE----HAVE... (show quote)
Words of wisdom.
Oct 25, 2016 11:37:34 #
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