Richard94611

10 Things Trump Supporters Are Too Stupid To Realize
March 12, 2016Matt Terzi Politics

Trump Supporters Aren’t The Sharpest Tools In The Shed

But They Sure Are Tools…

Enough is enough, Trump supporters. We’re done! America has had enough of you. As Hillary Clinton said, “¡Basta!” You refuse to listen to reason, you refuse to absorb any actual facts, and the low-information voter routine got old well before it even began. So I’m going to try and get through to you using the last method we have left: facts, delivered with enough insults, aimed directly toward your willfully ignorant faces, to hopefully get your blood flowing enough to make your brains work properly. And if this doesn’t work, well, at least the rest of us will get to laugh for a little while… you know, before the Fourth Reich begins.

Donald Trump is amassing an army of Neanderthals who only pay enough attention to politics and current events to bitch about how much they hate Obama. If you’re a Trump supporter, then yes, I’m talking about you. You’re an idiot. In fact, it’s worse than that… you’re an idiot by choice.

All of the information known to the human race is available at your fingertips, in the phone in your pocket or on whatever device you’re reading this article, but you choose, free will and all, to ignore anything that doesn’t jive with your preconceived notions. Oh, right, you’re a stupid person… “preconceived notions” are things you think you know before learning something new. Go ahead and pop an aspirin. Feeling better? Good. Let’s continue.

I’m going to lay this out plain as day for you, dummies. Here are ten things that are absolutely, undeniably true. They’re facts. These aren’t my opinions, they aren’t open to interpretation, they aren’t things I’m making up… these are actual, God-honest facts. Take a few minutes with each one. Take an hour if you need it. If we can raise your IQ by a single digit, this will have been a decent success.



Ten Things Trump Supporters Are Too Stupid To Realize

1. Trump Recently Wanted Socialist Universal Health Care. I’m not talking about something that happened ten or twenty years ago, either. Donald Trump’s original health care plan as of September of 2015 — about half a year ago — involved universal health care for every American citizen. For real. I’m not making that up. Here’s an article from Breitbart (a super conservative website you probably trust more than you trust us) that proves it. It wasn’t the first time he pushed for universal health care, either. Here’s what he wrote in 2000:
“I’m a conservative on most issues but a liberal on health. It is an unacceptable but accurate fact that the number of uninsured Americans has risen to 42 million. Working out detailed plans will take time. But the goal should be clear: Our people are our greatest asset. We must take care of our own. We must have universal healthcare.” – Donald Trump
2. Trump Used To Support Gun Control. He was big on banning assault weapons, as well as background checks and waiting periods, when he wrote his book back in 2000. Nowadays, he’s more conservative. But you know how people love to rail on Hillary Clinton because she’s a flip-flopper? Donald Trump is a flip-flopper, too.

3. Trump Supported Hillary Clinton! Speaking of Hillary Clinton, guess who was a big supporter of hers until recently? Donald Trump, that’s who. He financially backed her Senate campaigns repeatedly, and made a yuuuge donation to the Clinton Foundation of more than $100,000 as well. Hillary Clinton sat front-row at Trump’s most recent wedding in 2005, too (Bill was at the reception). He’s been in cahoots with the Clintons in the past. I guess you have a new catchphrase now? Trump “Pals Around With Clintons?” Let’s see if that one catches on.

4. “Trump” isn’t really Donald Trump’s Last Name. His actual last name is “Drumpf.” Not kidding. His family changed it right before they came to America. That’s right, the immigrant hater not only employed illegal immigrants, he’s descended of immigrants, too. Of course, you probably are too – and that hasn’t stopped you.



5. Donald Trump Speaks Like A Third-Grader. Do you know why he’s appealing to stupid people? Because he speaks their language. When a bunch of researchers analyzed Trump’s speeches, they found that he uses small words and short sentences, and has the general vocabulary of a CHILD in the third-grade. Maybe the fact that he “talks plain” appeals to you, but shouldn’t a president be smarter than you? Don’t you want a leader who actually thinks? You know… a leader with a brain? A functional brain?

6. You Look Like Nazis. There’s no pleasant way of telling you this, but when you have a booger hanging out of your nose, it’s polite for someone to tell you before you end up getting embarrassed. Donald Trump’s supporters look like Nazis at his rallies. Sticking your right hands up in the air and chanting your allegiance to Donald Trump while all of the people who disagree with him are beaten up and dragged away, all while your charismatic leader rambles about how much he hates people of certain ethnicities… you don’t need to be a genius to see the similarities here, people.

7. Trump Hates Poor People… Including You. Most of Donald Trump’s supporters are poor. You might hope to be wealthy like The Donald someday, but chances are, you won’t be. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, I’m just being honest with you. And because you’re poor, Donald Trump thinks you’re a stupid person who doesn’t deserve to vote. Those are his words, not mine. Do you think poverty equals stupidity? Are you a dumb person just because you don’t have as much money as he does? Well… you’re supporting Trump, so you’re definitely a stupid person, but it’s not because you’re poor (for most of you, it’s because your mom drank during her pregnancy… just keepin’ it 100, folks). But I’m not sure why I’m even going on about this. It’s not as if you can read anyway.

8. Trump Isn’t Actually Explaining His Positions. He talks about how awesome America will be under his reign during his presidency, but he doesn’t really tell us how he’ll do any of this stuff. The only people who hate Donald Trump more than Democrats are Republicans, so he isn’t going to be able to broker these “fantastic deals” he keeps telling us about. And no, Mexico won’t pay for his wall, either. Why would they? Can you actually answer that question using factual information? No, you can’t, because that factual information doesn’t exist. Don’t buy the magic beans, dummies. They don’t do what you think they do.

9. No, Trump Won’t “Keep Us Safe.” I keep hearing Trump supporters claim Trump will “keep us safe.” How exactly will he do that? I mean, he doesn’t detail his plans in any way (which we just covered a moment ago in #8… I know how prone you are to forgetting stuff). He just talks tough and acts tough, but what evidence is there of him being capable of thinking strategically and intellectually? What evidence is there that he can keep us out of wars, or prevent terror attacks from striking American soil? I mean, I play lots of video games… that probably makes me 3000% more qualified to “keep us safe” than Donald Trump is. Me… the guy who writes dick jokes (thanks, by the, to one Donald Trump’s high minded debate style) and other snark on the Internet for a living. I’m definitely not qualified to be president, either, before you ask. Do you people actually ask questions, or do you just take him at his word for no apparent reason whatsoever?

10. Trump Lies To You Constantly. The worst part is, he doesn’t appear to realize he’s doing it. Remember when Donald Trump told you that unemployment was higher than the government claims? Yeah… he was making that up. The real unemployment number is 4.9% (as of this article being written). That’s using the same metric we’ve measured every American President by since the 1940’s. The other, higher number? Yeah… that’s made up. Trump wants you to believe that as much as 50% of the country is unemployed, but there’s literally no proof of that whatsoever. He just pulled that number out of his orange ass, and you’re stupid, so you believed it.

Donald Trump Is Dangerous

I don’t know what else you need to hear, or what other factual information you need to swallow. Any one of these ten things should at least make you second-guess whether you’re backing the right loud, abrasive, douchey orange horse or not. The question is, who among you is smart enough to breath with your mouth closed, let alone use Google and try to ascertain some facts about this ignoramus you want to elect as president?

Donald Trump is the worst kind of idiot there is: a dangerous one. He’s a short-fingered trust-fund baby with a comically absurd hairdo, hell-bent on becoming the president for personal gain, and he’s willing to say whatever stupid people want to hear in order to achieve that goal.

Being stupid is a lifestyle choice, folks. You can be a smart person if you really want to be. All it takes is a small amount of effort… a lot less effort than it takes to join Trump’s Nazi-like “movement,” for sure. All it really takes is one book. No, not that one. A different one.

retiredinnh

A nice speech it still comes down to Only a major fool would want HRC in the white house .So you sir are a major Fool. We may not know all we should about Donald .We sure in hell know enough about HRC to not want her corrupt Ass in the white house.One thing I am not to sure about does she want to be president or just get back in the Whitehouse to steal more furniture.

valkyrierider Loc: "Land of Trump"

Richard
It is almost as if everything you wrote about Trump is every low life thing that you want in Hilliary and is exactly what you will get with her plus much more bad crap. After you get her you will wish that you had voted differently. But you are in a deep sleep and dreaming about Utopia with the love of your life Hilliary. Just before you consumate your love afair you will wake up and find out that it was just a bad wet dream. Too bad you cannnot wake up before you screw up. If she wins I hope the best for you and your marriage to her as it will end up in divorce as she is in love with her girlfriends and will not take care of you. Nuff said as you are in stupid LaLa land of make believe. ROFLMAO at your really stupid post fram a raving lunatic. GooooooooooooTrump

Hemiman Loc: Communist California

This has to be the most idiotic post ever on this forum,however, it does serve one purpose it shows clearly why this country is in such dire straits.i can't imagine how you are allowed to roam around unattended.Seek help immediately before you hurt yourself or someone else,you sound like you are on the brink of a major breakdown.

valkyrierider Loc: "Land of Trump"

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

I have a doctorate degree and am a Trump supporter. Your entire statement reads like the usual arrogant nonsense that spouts from the mouths of liberals.

Holdenbeach4u Loc: Holden Beach , NC

Trump is better than Clinton ever be!
Clinton has Liar, killer, very evil women , stole money oversea Thur the State Department while she was there, omit 32,000 emails half were bad to this USA !

Greywolf16

I should return RUDE for RUDE. Generally stupid people HATE being called stupid, and smart people hate being told they are stupid too. You sound like most teens today who can't help that their language oozes from their toilet mouths and smears the walls of everyone else that doesn't think or carry on like they do. Truth! "Trump will “keep us safe.” How exactly will he do that? I mean, he doesn’t detail his plans in any way" Oh, you mean he doesn't give us an outline of how he will attack ISSIS in so many days and weeks like Hellary does? ROFLMBO!!! This gives the enemy the heads up, so they can run for the hills before the troops arrive, or the bombs are dropped. Hellary is the one we should fear the most, lies and all, and who hides, destroys, and manipulates the truth every chance she gets. Watergate looks like child's play in comparison to the Hellary Conspiracy. Folks in Benghazi felt real safe with Hellary at the helm. More laughter is heard from the "Dummy" precinct. And when this woman falls she will fall hard! Greywolf

valkyrierider Loc: "Land of Trump"

valkyrierider Loc: "Land of Trump"

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

In 2012, The Communist Party of The United States of America (CPUSA) called it ‘crucial’ for Barack H. Obama to be reelected president.

Follow this link http://www.cpusa.org/article/america-needs-a-landslide-against-trump/ and if it’s not visible in this posting, simply go to the website of The Communist Party of The United States of America, cpusa.org, & look for the article 'America Needs a Landslide Against Trump.' Further, simply explore the website for additional information. The conclusion is inevitable, Hillary is the candidate for CPUSA vs. Donald Ttrump.

So, the conclusion is inevitable, if you vote for Hillary you are supporting the communization of this country.

Another challenge to the ‘progressives’ of this venue; rebut that statement. You can’t and none of you will respond.

I am using this as the title for another topic. I don't wnat to be accused of plagiarizing myselg.

bylm1-Bernie

The answer to the question of how Hillary can amass people like you to support her tyrannical and insane proposals is one which I cannot come up with. The crimes which have been brought to the surface by the likes of Assange and James O'Keefe and have been ignored by the media and others who refuse to look at the real Hillary, are a source of concern, should I say 'severe concern'. I am puzzled beyond belief when blind Democrats insist that she is the answer and continue to ignore what is staring them in the face. I know there is going to be a segment who will keep beating the drums for her in the face of obviously opposing facts, but this is getting to be ridiculous. Many of us have advanced degrees and have studied this beyond what 90% of the public has, maybe even 98%. Your continued try at making that segment feel stupid is simply laughable.

hprinze Loc: Central Florida

======================================

Anybody would be better than Hillary.

Holdenbeach4u Loc: Holden Beach , NC

When big companies are run by CEO they have the best people under them to run the company .The President picks the best Or favor people to run the USA . They are a lot good ones out there who could run Trump !

Holdenbeach4u Loc: Holden Beach , NC

I know enough crap against H Clibton over D Trump . Hillary Clinton has done nothing to improved the USA in the last 35 years except one thing they have made billions of dollars Thur stealing it or made it illegal !