banjojack wrote:
Disculpe. Yo tengo los cojones. Narcissistic? I make a good living selling copies of my picture to desperate mothers, who use the likeness to frighten their recalcitrant urchins into obedience. My supposed rapport with dogs is due to the pork chop I habitually carry beneath my shirt. I am old, bald, unprepossessing, and thanks to my unusually acute eyesight, have no illusions of handsome. Did I mention that I am also grouchy, arrogant, and opinionated? Those are my good qualities.
You left out redneck, gun clinger. :lol: :D ;-)