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Aug 29, 2016 16:36:21   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
"CHP And Radar Guns"

Perfect... Don D.

Brian C. On Mon, Aug 29, 2016

Two Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of Oceanside, San Diego, California...

One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing..

The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off..

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near this, it's home base location..

Back at the California Highway Patrol Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Marine Corps Base Commander for shutting down his equipment..

The reply came back in true USMC style:

'Thank you for your letter. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down..

Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location..

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position..

The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cursing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech..

Sergeant Johnson, as his name badge said, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster."

Semper Fi

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Aug 29, 2016 16:47:12   #
robmull Loc: florida
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
"CHP And Radar Guns"

Perfect... Don D.

Brian C. On Mon, Aug 29, 2016

Two Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of Oceanside, San Diego, California...

One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing..

The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off..

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near this, it's home base location..

Back at the California Highway Patrol Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Marine Corps Base Commander for shutting down his equipment..

The reply came back in true USMC style:

'Thank you for your letter. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down..

Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location..

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position..

The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cursing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech..

Sergeant Johnson, as his name badge said, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster."

Semper Fi
"CHP And Radar Guns" br br Perfect... D... (show quote)






Great story and ending, DON!!!

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Aug 29, 2016 16:54:03   #
bahmer
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
"CHP And Radar Guns"

Perfect... Don D.

Brian C. On Mon, Aug 29, 2016

Two Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of Oceanside, San Diego, California...

One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing..

The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off..

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near this, it's home base location..

Back at the California Highway Patrol Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Marine Corps Base Commander for shutting down his equipment..

The reply came back in true USMC style:

'Thank you for your letter. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down..

Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location..

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position..

The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cursing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech..

Sergeant Johnson, as his name badge said, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster."

Semper Fi
"CHP And Radar Guns" br br Perfect... D... (show quote)


I am really impressed with that video system that they have. WOW

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Aug 29, 2016 18:01:37   #
peter11937 Loc: NYS
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
"CHP And Radar Guns"

Perfect... Don D.

Brian C. On Mon, Aug 29, 2016

Two Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of Oceanside, San Diego, California...

One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing..

The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off..

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near this, it's home base location..

Back at the California Highway Patrol Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Marine Corps Base Commander for shutting down his equipment..

The reply came back in true USMC style:

'Thank you for your letter. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down..

Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location..

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position..

The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cursing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech..

Sergeant Johnson, as his name badge said, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster."

Semper Fi
"CHP And Radar Guns" br br Perfect... D... (show quote)


Excellent, loved it, made me smile!

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Aug 29, 2016 20:07:59   #
reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.
 
Semper Fi !! always enjoyed the way jarheads reply to civilians in awkward situations . Usually leaves them scratching their heads , a smile on their face or outrage to have been made fun of in a polite way ..

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Aug 29, 2016 20:45:26   #
peter11937 Loc: NYS
 
reconreb wrote:
Semper Fi !! always enjoyed the way jarheads reply to civilians in awkward situations . Usually leaves them scratching their heads , a smile on their face or outrage to have been made fun of in a polite way ..


US Army Inf stateside 10-66 to 10-68, but thanks for the thought.

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Aug 29, 2016 20:47:36   #
reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.
 
peter11937 wrote:
US Army Inf stateside 10-66 to 10-68, but thanks for the thought.


Same difference , Go Army !!

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Aug 30, 2016 15:01:53   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
"CHP And Radar Guns"

Perfect... Don D.

Brian C. On Mon, Aug 29, 2016

Two Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of Oceanside, San Diego, California...

One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing..

The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off..

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near this, it's home base location..

Back at the California Highway Patrol Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Marine Corps Base Commander for shutting down his equipment..

The reply came back in true USMC style:

'Thank you for your letter. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down..

Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location..

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position..

The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cursing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech..

Sergeant Johnson, as his name badge said, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster."

Semper Fi
"CHP And Radar Guns" br br Perfect... D... (show quote)


I like that

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