Business opportunities
Aug 28, 2016 17:24:28 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
My weather report this morning called for brief showers. I put out every box and basket I could find to collect the briefs in, that I then plan to sell on EBay. Someone is always looking for new underbritches.
I started a hitman service, offering simple, plain and sensible murders, so as to avoid the news cycles. You may have noticed that the news only covers horrific, terrible and senseless murders.
I opened a pest control business as well, but I don't try to compete with those companies doing bugs, rodents and such. I specialize in the removal of unwanted guests, in-laws and other annoying family and grown children that refuse to leave the nest and take care of themselves. I'm booked through June 2017 already.
I started an Internet Financial Security Firm, where I convince people to give me their money for safe keeping - somewhere they'll never find it, nor the IRS either.
I've begun an Insurance company, where the "covered" items are contained on page 1, followed by 50 pages of "exclusions", written in teeny tiny print in a dead language. I send all proceeds to my Internet firm.
I should be ready to run for public office in about two months.
I started a hitman service, offering simple, plain and sensible murders, so as to avoid the news cycles. You may have noticed that the news only covers horrific, terrible and senseless murders.
I opened a pest control business as well, but I don't try to compete with those companies doing bugs, rodents and such. I specialize in the removal of unwanted guests, in-laws and other annoying family and grown children that refuse to leave the nest and take care of themselves. I'm booked through June 2017 already.
I started an Internet Financial Security Firm, where I convince people to give me their money for safe keeping - somewhere they'll never find it, nor the IRS either.
I've begun an Insurance company, where the "covered" items are contained on page 1, followed by 50 pages of "exclusions", written in teeny tiny print in a dead language. I send all proceeds to my Internet firm.
I should be ready to run for public office in about two months.
Aug 28, 2016 17:28:32 #
EL
Loc: Massachusetts
lpnmajor wrote:
My weather report this morning called for brief sh... (show quote)
You're ready now!!!
Aug 28, 2016 17:57:12 #
lpnmajor wrote:
My weather report this morning called for brief sh... (show quote)
You need a theme song for your new businesses. I suggest ' Dirty deeds done dirt cheap '.
Aug 29, 2016 06:42:29 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
son of witless wrote:
You need a theme song for your new businesses. I suggest ' Dirty deeds done dirt cheap '.
witless thats perfect
Aug 29, 2016 06:44:01 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
bggamers wrote:
witless thats perfect
lpnmajor I may have a few small jobs for you
Aug 29, 2016 09:50:20 #
Aug 29, 2016 10:11:53 #
lpnmajor wrote:
My weather report this morning called for brief sh... (show quote)
Love your wit!!! Lolololol....
Aug 29, 2016 21:53:03 #
bggamers wrote:
witless thats perfect
I play that song a lot. The original and Joan Jett's version. When I read your post it just fit.
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