Lets just offend everyone.
Aug 28, 2016 15:15:19 #
Sent from a friend of ours.
See, you're not the only weird friend I have.
OH HELL ! ... Let's Offend Everybody !
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
A. To a different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong .
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren't there any Afro-Americans on Star Trek?
A . Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell,'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
Oh, be quiet....just pass it on !!!!
See, you're not the only weird friend I have.
OH HELL ! ... Let's Offend Everybody !
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
A. To a different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong .
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren't there any Afro-Americans on Star Trek?
A . Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell,'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
Oh, be quiet....just pass it on !!!!
Aug 28, 2016 15:18:47 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Sent from a friend of ours. br br See, you're not... (show quote)
And while we're at it, this is what ET thinks about us all.
Aug 28, 2016 15:20:05 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Onelostdog wrote:
Sent from a friend of ours. br br See, you're not... (show quote)
These are great and I INTEND to pass them on OFTEN
Aug 28, 2016 15:40:10 #
Onelostdog, these are good, except there was an African American on Star Trek,Lt. Uhura, she was the Communications officer on the origional Star Trek series.
Aug 28, 2016 15:47:42 #
maureenthannon wrote:
Onelostdog, these are good, except there was an African American on Star Trek,Lt. Uhura, she was the Communications officer on the origional Star Trek series.
And Captain Sisko was badass! No doubt!
Aug 28, 2016 15:52:16 #
BigMike wrote:
And while we're at it, this is what ET thinks about us all.
Oh great, another illegal ALIEN making a comeback.
Aug 28, 2016 17:17:29 #
maureenthannon wrote:
Onelostdog, these are good, except there was an African American on Star Trek,Lt. Uhura, she was the Communications officer on the origional Star Trek series.
There was a black Vn one of the spin offs for a while also, and several black crew members. Star Trek was known for its inclusiveness.
In the original series when Kirk and Uhura kissed it was the first black,white kiss on TV.
Aug 28, 2016 17:18:14 #
Docadhoc wrote:
There was a black Vn one of the spin offs for a while also, and several black crew members. Star Trek was known for its inclusiveness.
In the original series when Kirk and Uhura kissed it was the first black,white kiss on TV.
In the original series when Kirk and Uhura kissed it was the first black,white kiss on TV.
Black Vulcan
Aug 28, 2016 17:44:20 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Sent from a friend of ours. br br See, you're not... (show quote)
You're being discriminatory!!!
I will help you broaden your outlook by offending both my people and the obese in one joke.
Q. Why did God make gay people?
A. So fat girls would have someone to dance with.
Aug 28, 2016 17:47:40 #
Even I smile at this one.
Q. What does the gay guy say when a policeman yells at him to pull over.
A. "It's called a CARDIGAN!"
Q. What does the gay guy say when a policeman yells at him to pull over.
A. "It's called a CARDIGAN!"
Aug 28, 2016 20:08:27 #
Docadhoc wrote:
There was a black Vn one of the spin offs for a while also, and several black crew members. Star Trek was known for its inclusiveness.
In the original series when Kirk and Uhura kissed it was the first black,white kiss on TV.
In the original series when Kirk and Uhura kissed it was the first black,white kiss on TV.
Tuvak.
Aug 28, 2016 22:38:41 #
BigMike wrote:
Tuvak.
That's the one. He played a good guy usually but in one episode of Generations he was a baddie. Picard killed him.
Aug 29, 2016 01:30:50 #
BigMike wrote:
And while we're at it, this is what ET thinks about us all.
Aug 29, 2016 10:27:07 #
Docadhoc wrote:
There was a black Vn one of the spin offs for a while also, and several black crew members. Star Trek was known for its inclusiveness.
In the original series when Kirk and Uhura kissed it was the first black,white kiss on TV.
In the original series when Kirk and Uhura kissed it was the first black,white kiss on TV.
And the messenger of peace ....
Aug 29, 2016 12:21:06 #
maureenthannon wrote:
Onelostdog, these are good, except there was an African American on Star Trek,Lt. Uhura, she was the Communications officer on the origional Star Trek series.
That was all fiction.
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