I am so lucky/ ThunderBolt: I won a Nigerian lottery, according to an e-mail message I received from a Nigerian prince named Tyrone the Second. He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS...

THUNDERBOLT

I won a Nigerian lottery, according to an e-mail message I received from a Nigerian prince named Tyrone the Second.
He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in
my name; and he wants to send it to me FREE !
All I have to do is give him my bank account
numbers, and send him $500.00 U. S .dollars cash,
to show my good faith, so that he can transfer the
money!

And then I got ANOTHER e-mail message:
It's from some Kenyan guy who wants to give
me FREE healthcare for life!
All I have to do is give him:
MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS,
MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER,
MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION;
and pay $900 per month for a policy with only a
$10,000 deductible. Then he can make it happen !
Am I on a roll or what ?!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Ohhhh heck you should hurry up and do it..May be the only thing in town come 2017.....

MarvinSussman

THUNDERBOLT wrote:

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There is an even better deal I can get for you. As soon as you turn 65 years old, I can get you FREE medical care FOREVER with just a small premium. I can also get you a monthly check that will take care of your living expenses and there's not even a small premium. Get in touch with me as soon as you turn 65.

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

Well now , where do I get me some of that ?

THUNDERBOLT wrote:

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lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

missinglink wrote:

Well now , where do I get me some of that ?

Nigeria, silly.....

JimMe

MarvinSussman wrote:

There is an even better deal I can get for you. As soon as you turn 65 years old, I can get you FREE medical care FOREVER with just a small premium. I can also get you a monthly check that will take care of your living expenses and there's not even a small premium. Get in touch with me as soon as you turn 65.

No thanks... It's not the FREE Medical Care that worries me... It;s the "small premium" that I can't afford...

mongo Loc: TEXAS

THUNDERBOLT wrote:

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This guy must be super rich. I got the same e-mail. I've forwarded all my banking information, plus the $500.00. He says the transaction should be happening any day now.
When you receive your money, contact me and we'll start a millionaires club! WOO< WOOOOO!

SEMPER FI

robmull Loc: florida

JimMe wrote:

No thanks... It's not the FREE Medical Care that worries me... It;s the "small premium" that I can't afford...

If you think it's expensive now, and the deductibles are outrageous, Jim, just wait 'til it's "free." But that Nigerian thing sound grrrrrrreeeeaaaatttt. Have you checked into my cheap {"inexpensive"} bridge in Brooklyn yet??? Now that the tolls have gone to a few dollars an auto, each way, you should be able to get your money back in a few months!!! Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP!!!

Bad Bob Loc: Virginia

robmull wrote:

If you think it's expensive now, and the deductibles are outrageous, Jim, just wait 'til it's "free." But that Nigerian thing sound grrrrrrreeeeaaaatttt. Have you checked into my cheap {"inexpensive"} bridge in Brooklyn yet??? Now that the tolls have gone to a few dollars an auto, each way, you should be able to get your money back in a few months!!! Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP!!!

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

Your on the wrong thread dummy.

Bad Bob wrote:

THUNDERBOLT

Bad Bob wrote:

Here ya go B.B.
ThunderBolt

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

A perfect sequence at that.
No matter what end you start at.

THUNDERBOLT wrote:

Here ya go B.B.
ThunderBolt

Bad Bob Loc: Virginia

THUNDERBOLT wrote:

Here ya go B.B.
ThunderBolt

Here ya go ThunderBolt.

JimMe

robmull wrote:

If you think it's expensive now, and the deductibles are outrageous, Jim, just wait 'til it's "free." But that Nigerian thing sound grrrrrrreeeeaaaatttt. Have you checked into my cheap {"inexpensive"} bridge in Brooklyn yet??? Now that the tolls have gone to a few dollars an auto, each way, you should be able to get your money back in a few months!!! Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP!!!

Now Now... I'm originally from Paterson, NJ - 12-13 miles west of Manhattan - and 11 years ago - when I moved out of New Jersey and moved to Arizona - bridge and tunnel tolls were $3.50 each way (some had $7.00 toll into the City and no cost leaving)... But the Brooklyn Bridge had no toll AND STILL DOESN'T...

So, I'll have to pass on the purchase of said Bridge...

There is Legislation that has been introduced this year to establish a toll of $8.00 (into Manhattan and out of Manhattan would have no toll) on the Brooklyn Bridge starting in 2017... So, I may get back to you NEXT YEAR...

THUNDERBOLT

Bad Bob wrote:

Here ya go ThunderBolt.

Hey Bad Bob,
I'm out of town for a week, starting Sunday.
So this will be it for me.
Always enjoy reading funny stuff on any topic
including politics... even from you.
Maybe, next week you & I can start a topic called "Pissin' Contest"
We can invite "smart ass" cartoons, funny remarks, down & dirty
sayings from the OPP crowd.
Think about the rules...
1. Like ONE remark at a time. Not a bunch of things at once.
Sort of like "Dueling" (One Shot-One Kill)
2. Invite everyone, no matter their position on anything.
3. Just funny, thought provoking, creative, insensitive, crude or
crass remarks. No holes barred!
4. We can all see who the real ASSHOLES are...with an attitude!
5. Send me a PM and we can put this Bad ASS project together.
regards,
ThunderBolt