The only thing polluted and diseased is your little bitty brain.

You are a small, little person who has to ridicule where people live to give yourself a false sense of superiority. Maybe you inhaled too many fumes on the Houston ship canal while you were drawing up the plans for oil termnals. Maybe you're just a natural born dickhead. Maybe you got beat up at recess or a fat girl pinned you down and farted on you face. Maybe you need to go on Dr. Phil's "What makes dumb assed Conspiracy Theorists" show. Maybe youre Rosemary's Baby.

Does your family make you eat Thanskgiving dinner in a separate room?

Gilad Atzmon writes (above the head of amadjuster)

I am delighted to inform you that Private Eye published my letter today. I informed them that "I am not an anti-Semite, I actually hate everyone equally".

Private Eye issue 1432, 25 November:

I notice that on page 13 of issue 1430 under the heading ˜Forked Tongue' you referred to me as œGilad Atzmon, the notorious antisemitic musician. Let me first assure you, I am not an anti-Semite, I actually hate everyone equally.

As you must know, my work on Jewish identity politics is endorsed by some of the leading humanists and academics of our time. Needless to say, not once have I criticised Jews or anyone else as people, ethnicity or race. In fact, my criticism of Jewish identity politics is anti-racist in nature.

I believe that all politics must be subject to criticism and dissent and I insist that this approach must be applied also to Jewish politics and lobbying.

In my writing I argue that Jewish power is the power to silence criticism of Jewish power. I believe that Private Eye should think whether it prefers to silence legitimate criticism of the strongest lobby in the land or does it prefer to speak truth to power as it had been doing for so many years?
Gilad Atzmon