Homestead

Here is a brilliant idea a friend just forwarded to me:

This isn't about Divorce between a man and a woman.

Read it, it SHOULD make you think.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT: WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A
YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.


Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.

I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We
can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am
sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.

After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and
you can go with wind, solar and bio diesel.

You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, Rosie O'Donnell.
You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them.

We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps,
homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

We'll keep the smart diverse and conservative Governors like Susanna Martinez & Niki Haley, greedy CEO's and rednecks and you can keep Jerry Brown, Bernie Sanders & e-mail Hillary.

We'll keep Bill O ' Reilly, and Bibles and give you CNBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks, war protesters, Black Lives Matter
people and all the sanctuary cities.

When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help
protect & provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political
correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we
will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You
can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
doctors who're willing to forego payment.

We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National
Anthem.", and a whole slew of Country songs.

I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach
the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" , "We Are the World" & all of the
anti establishment Rap songs.

We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give
trickle up poverty your best shot.

Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this?

If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Al Sharpton, Alan Grayson, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call OUR COUNTRY.

Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In!!

Airforceone

DEAL WHERE DO I SIGN I WANT THE LIBERAL SIde AND THE FIRST THING I WILL DO IS SIGN TO INVADE THE CONSERVSTIVES BECAUSE AT SOME TIME ALL YOUR NASTY SHIT WILL END UP IN THE LIBERAL SIDE BECAUSE WITHIN 5 years the corporate elite will own you. Look at the south just a bunch of ignorant fools that love to vote against there own self interest.

nancyjess

hi everyone... how do i " forward that last article to friends ? ( the article " i want a divorce from liberals"

PeterS

See ya....

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

My I suggest that you cut and paste it to an email that you can send to your friends. That is what I plan to do.

Homestead

So you want to invade the conservative side................................uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm

But, you guys don't believe in guns?
So just what do you think your going to invade us with.............sticks and stones?

And we own the corporations, that's how we make our money.
Those that don't own them, can invest in them, while they make a living working for them.

Just where do you think your going to get your money.

The tooth fairy?