Some jokes: A liberal walks into a bar; liberal: Bar keep, free drinks for everybody! bar keep: Who's gonna pay for "em? liberal: Huh? A conservative walks into a bar; conservative:...

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Oct 29, 2013 19:33:57 #

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

A liberal walks into a bar;
liberal: Bar keep, free drinks for everybody!
bar keep: Who's gonna pay for "em?
liberal: Huh?
A conservative walks into a bar;
conservative: Bar keep double the price of drinks for everybody!
bar keep: Who's gonna keep the extra cash?
conservative: Huh?
A moderate walks into a bar;
moderate: bar keep free drinks for everybody!
bar keep: Who's gonna pay for 'em?
moderate: Well, THEY are - duh!

Oct 29, 2013 20:11:49 #

the learning squirrel

haha! that's funny cause its true

Oct 29, 2013 20:12:35 #

Ve'hoe

We need a "like" button

I will have to think about a joke that isn't dirty

lpnmajor wrote:

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Oct 29, 2013 20:13:49 #

Ve'hoe

It was very cold here in the Dakotas in Sept..... so cold I actually saw an attorney put his hands in his own pockets

Oct 29, 2013 20:18:24 #

the learning squirrel

Ve'hoe wrote:

It was very cold here in the Dakotas in Sept..... so cold I actually saw an attorney put his hands in his own pockets

HAAA!!!
im loving this too much

Oct 29, 2013 23:24:14 #

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Ve'hoe wrote:

It was very cold here in the Dakotas in Sept..... so cold I actually saw an attorney put his hands in his own pockets

that's a hoot!

Oct 30, 2013 00:44:06 #

Vacaman

What do you call ten politicians at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!

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Oct 30, 2013 00:56:13 #

TroubleshooterTim Loc: People's Republic of Oregon

A flock of Democrats will replace a mess of Republicans. It wont mean a thing. They will go in like all the rest of em. Go in on promises and come out on alibis.

Oct 30, 2013 00:59:39 #

TroubleshooterTim Loc: People's Republic of Oregon

Aint it funny how many hundreds of thousands of soldiers we can recruit with nerve. But we cant find one politician in a million with backbone.

Oh, I'm reading Will Rodgers, he's great bags on both parties.

Oct 30, 2013 08:02:43 #

Dragnet

Obama

Oct 30, 2013 08:43:59 #

206Guy

Dragnet wrote:

Obama

He is a joke all right. Just not very funny. Maybe more of at tragedy than a comedy.

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Oct 30, 2013 09:01:55 #

Loki Loc: Georgia

Ve'hoe wrote:

It was very cold here in the Dakotas in Sept..... so cold I actually saw an attorney put his hands in his own pockets

My attorney bought a new necktie, to wear in court; the old one didn't do a very good job of holding down the foreskin.

Oct 30, 2013 09:03:48 #

Ve'hoe

OHHHHH MAN!!!

banjojack wrote:

My attorney bought a new necktie, to wear in court; the old one didn't do a very good job of holding down the foreskin.

Oct 30, 2013 09:18:25 #

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

TroubleshooterTim wrote:

Yes, he is, and after some 70 years, from his start, he seems current to the mess we have today...Nice lawyer jokes, need to share with my son...

Oct 30, 2013 09:54:23 #

Dragnet

You are right. This is an American tragedy.

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