AL gouhti Loc: Jannah

These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:


1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite)

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS...

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

speed 1

so true nc troopers almost as badd

Tasine Loc: Southwest US

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I LOVE these comments!!!! Number 6 isn't the best, but I so relate to it. As a young woman, I was stopped several times for speeding. One night I was stopped and the patrolman asked how fast I was going. I answered "I don't really know". He responded, "Don't get cute with me, miss." I said, "I don't know because when one is going as fast as I was, one doesn't dare take his eyes off the road to look at the speedometer". After a nice lecture, he didn't ticket me. Strangely, I've been stopped about 6 times for speeding in 3 different states, have never received a ticket, and it has nothing to do with my appearance. I think it is because I have never lied to a cop, never argued with one, never insulted one, always admitted my "sin" and have been treated no way but courteously. I think almost all cops are wonderful people.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

I had one say, "I see you have a safe drivers license, what happened today??" I replied with I guess I decided to be bold and reckless, when you write it go ahead and include another for Stupid too....He laughed, gave me a verbal warning and let me go..Did say if he saw me speeding again he would write "both" next time....lolo

Tasine Loc: Southwest US

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I've known a lot of cops over the years as my hubby was in the business, and almost without exception, all were friendly and had a sense of humor and were neat people.

reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.

Outstanding post from all , thanks .. My father a retired (28yrs)FHP / US Marshel later yrs. / but me ??? typical cops kid ; many trips to jail , had to test the system ,, failed attempts .. nothen real serious , one of uncle sams misguided marines ..it took time and repetitive guidance to get my attention .. BUT!! I an'it dead yet !!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

So agree with you tas....Two Uncles and a cousin all police and all are crazier than those they go after..They just do it in a legal context and good way...Very fair they were too...My Uncle Tony used to say, hell, we're all just people living...Unless it was the bad ones, then he was a bear......

Tasine Loc: Southwest US

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I'm reminded of some years in the past. One night we got a phone call.....step-son was in jail for growing marijuana, as were all the young men living in a house they rented together. My hubby was asked "what do you want to do about your son?" My hubby asked "what is happening with the other boys?" He was told "they are spending the night in jail". My hubby told the cop "then that's what I want my son to do as well". It was the last legal trouble my step son ever got into. And I love him dearly. He's a fine young man of 50 years of age.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Well, I'd say you sure came out alright..You love and defended our country, you gave the ultimate and we test the waters recon, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't, right?? Or know life~~

A good man you are!!!

Tasine Loc: Southwest US

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double dittos!!!!!!!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.

Many thanks ! yourself and miss Tasine are gods gift to freedom love'n America , down to earth real wemon who make this land worth fighten fer !!

Tasine Loc: Southwest US

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Thank you, kind sir! We are here because of people like you who serve our country in the military. We owe you everything, EVERYTHING. I'd hug you if I could!

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Outstanding, Al, outstanding.