Blonde Jokes
Apr 22, 2016 15:15:15 #
I was digging through some old boxes and found these jokes I received when I was in the service. Enjoy!
Blonde Jokes
What do you get when you put 25 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
How do blondes keep their ankles warm?
With their underwear!
How do you confuse a blonde?
Give her M&Ms and tell her to put them in alphabetical order!
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing?
A thought!
What's a blondes mating call?
I think I'm drunk!
What's a brunette's mating call?
Is that damn blonde gone yet?
Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes?
Toe go in first!
How do you put a twinkle in a blondes eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear!
Why do blondes work seven days a week?
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday!
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
Opens the car door!
What is the first thing a blonde does when she gets up in the morning?
Goes home!
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar!
What do you call ten blondes in a swimming pool?
An air pocket!
How can you tell when a blonde has been on a word processor?
There's white out on the screen!
Blonde Jokes
What do you get when you put 25 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
How do blondes keep their ankles warm?
With their underwear!
How do you confuse a blonde?
Give her M&Ms and tell her to put them in alphabetical order!
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing?
A thought!
What's a blondes mating call?
I think I'm drunk!
What's a brunette's mating call?
Is that damn blonde gone yet?
Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes?
Toe go in first!
How do you put a twinkle in a blondes eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear!
Why do blondes work seven days a week?
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday!
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
Opens the car door!
What is the first thing a blonde does when she gets up in the morning?
Goes home!
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar!
What do you call ten blondes in a swimming pool?
An air pocket!
How can you tell when a blonde has been on a word processor?
There's white out on the screen!
Apr 22, 2016 15:28:16 #
mongo wrote:
I was digging through some old boxes and found the... (show quote)
I must be getting old. I've heard these so many times, they're not even funny. The only blonde jokes that interest me, these days, are the story jokes. The ones that set the stage with a short story, then hit you with an unexpected punchline. Problem with that is that I can't remember them. One liners are so much easier. Let's hear it for getting older. All together now...
Apr 22, 2016 15:29:27 #
Great. That update they did messed up my pics. Why did it blow it up like that? All grainy. And that was supposed to be a GIF. Not a picture. I like the old site better.
Apr 23, 2016 05:51:27 #
mongo wrote:
What do you get when you turn a blond's upside down? --- A brunette.I was digging through some old boxes and found the... (show quote)
Apr 23, 2016 09:49:54 #
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
ta dahhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
ta dahhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~
Apr 23, 2016 11:09:30 #
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Apr 23, 2016 11:28:39 #
lindajoy wrote:
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, s... (show quote)
It's obvious
that you aint no blonde
Apr 23, 2016 11:50:15 #
boatbob2 wrote:
MS Linda,I loved your Blonde Story........
Thank you, bob..
Apr 23, 2016 11:52:45 #
badbobby wrote:
It's obvious
that you aint no blonde
that you aint no blonde
No Sir..brunette with some sun hi lites tho..utohhh, going blonde....
And of course that beautiful wife of yours is excluded!! She's not blonde either, she married you!! ♡☆☆☆☆
Apr 23, 2016 12:37:02 #
A BLONDE goes to the doctor,because she was having stomach pains,the doctor checked her out,then told her " youre having contractions" the Blonde said WHY??? The doctor said " because youre pregnant" the blonde said "is it mine"
Apr 24, 2016 08:02:58 #
Little Ball of Hate wrote:
Great. That update they did messed up my pics. Why did it blow it up like that? All grainy. And that was supposed to be a GIF. Not a picture. I like the old site better.
Tee hee. I guess they did it to aggravate you. LMAO
Apr 24, 2016 08:17:16 #
Little Ball of Hate wrote:
Great. That update they did messed up my pics. Why did it blow it up like that? All grainy. And that was supposed to be a GIF. Not a picture. I like the old site better.
Having the same issue with some of my pictures..Reported it to Admin and sent him some examples yesterday to check out as to why....He also told me gifs have not yet been "set", but he does have it on his to do list..
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