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Symptoms of Liberal Butthurt, Most Importantly. ....The Cure.
Mar 10, 2016 09:49:14   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
This describes quite a few of the hardcore liberals trolling this forum, and they will chime in like described below......Good Times!



Common Symptoms
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Sufferers of The Wailing and Gnashing Disease will latch on to whatever the latest political fad is and attempt to destroy anyone who thinks with an open mind about that subject. If it is an open discussion concerning Health Care reform, their voice will raise itself a few octaves and a few decibels as they attempt to crush their opposition with insults and mindless screaming of faulty information that they have labeled as FACT.

Other symptoms may include:

Expecting the government to do everything for them, including housing, schooling, and feeding them.
An extremely unwarranted sense of superiority. This symptom will manifest itself in loud bragging concerning carbon footprints, hybrid cars, and lots of bumper stickers on that same car.
Being a dirty hippy.
Wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt.
Thinking that anything done in Europe is immediately better than anything done in the western hemisphere.
Being from Europe.
Living in California.
Going to college on the 6-year plan while living with your hard working parents.
Having White guilt.
Allowing a woman out of the kitchen...because, you know, her opinion counts!
Cure?


—While it may not mean you are five, it does mean that nobody gives a fuck about your opinion.
You would think that any disease that harbored abortion as a solution to pregnancy would eventually work itself out of the human species and become extinct. Recent studies have found that this disease is a cultural phenomena, not a genetic affliction.


There are many specialists who conjecture that there is no known cure for this dread disability. However, recent breakthroughs in both neuroscience and in neocortex (the portion of your brain that is responsible for logic) scanning have isolated Liberal Butthurt Syndrome to a single dirty little thought neuron that is responsible for almost all incursions of this disease. While initial lobotomies showed some small decrease in symptoms, it was later noted that these people were just moderates acting like they had any sense of responsibility. Later tests, using .44 caliber bullets were shown to erase all manifestations of the disease and would even erase future episodic attacks of the symptoms.

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