Going the e-mail rounds.
GOTTA PEE
Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to
go home.
The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,
So he phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station..
We'll never forget you.' "
Did not see that one coming. Hilarious!!
Zombiefarmer23 wrote:
Did not see that one coming. Hilarious!!
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Elwood, I'm in tears :XD: :XD: :XD:
That'll teach em to pee in the here after... :thumbup: :wink:
BearK wrote:
Elwood, I'm in tears :XD: :XD: :XD:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
lindajoy wrote:
That'll teach em to pee in the here after... :thumbup: :wink:
:lol: :lol: When you gotta go you gotta go. :mrgreen:
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: When you gotta go you gotta go. :mrgreen:
I'm glad I don't have to squat to pee. Plus I can write my name in the snow. :roll: :lol: :lol:
Parrothead wrote:
I'm glad I don't have to squat to pee. Plus I can write my name in the snow. :roll: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Show off. :mrgreen:
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Show off. :mrgreen:
With enough beer I can capitalize every letter and underline it.
Parrothead wrote:
With enough beer I can capitalize every letter and underline it.
:lol: :lol: Double show off. :mrgreen:
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Double show off. :mrgreen:
I'll take a picture when we get our once every 10 years snow. I think it's scheduled for 2025.
Parrothead wrote:
I'll take a picture when we get our once every 10 years snow. I think it's scheduled for 2025.
By then you will probably be wearing depends. :shock: :lol: :lol:
Elwood wrote:
By then you will probably be wearing depends. :shock: :lol: :lol:
If I live that long. I met a dark haired beauty last night with the most beautiful blue eyes and cleavage that made me forget about the color of her eyes . I better skip the details. She would have probably put me in my grave. But what a way to go. :wink: :thumbup:
Parrothead wrote:
If I live that long. I met a dark haired beauty last night with the most beautiful blue eyes and cleavage that made me forget about the color of her eyes . I better skip the details. She would have probably put me in my grave. But what a way to go. :wink: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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