Advent Season
Feb 19, 2016 15:07:14 #
Long time reader, first time contributor...Thought this was too good not to share:
With the season of Lent upon us, a Bible lesson.
Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).
Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish. John 21:6 (NIV)
He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some."
When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.
I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left". By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
It surely can't get any simpler than that.
Spelling Lesson :
The last four letters in American.......... I Can
The last four letters in Republican....... I Can
The last four letters in Democrats......... Rats
End of lesson .....Test to follow on November 6, 2016.
Remember, November 2016 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.
Please share this Bible Lesson with all your friends and email buddies to help achieve that goal.
Get rid of the rats (democ-rats).
With the season of Lent upon us, a Bible lesson.
Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).
Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish. John 21:6 (NIV)
He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some."
When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.
I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left". By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
It surely can't get any simpler than that.
Spelling Lesson :
The last four letters in American.......... I Can
The last four letters in Republican....... I Can
The last four letters in Democrats......... Rats
End of lesson .....Test to follow on November 6, 2016.
Remember, November 2016 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.
Please share this Bible Lesson with all your friends and email buddies to help achieve that goal.
Get rid of the rats (democ-rats).
Feb 19, 2016 16:08:58 #
5tooler wrote:
Long time reader, first time contributor...Thought... (show quote)
Lol
Good one, 5tooler. 👍👍👍
Welcome aboard, glad you decided to jump in. 👍👍👍
Feb 19, 2016 21:43:41 #
Welcome Stooler. And thank you for the primer. 'twas a good'un. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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