slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

A backward/dyslexic poet writes in verse.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Acupuncture is jab well done.
The man who fell into the upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Santa's helper are subordinate clauses.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall.
If a clock gets hungry, it goes back 4 seconds.
It's hard to beat a boiled egg in the morning.
A bride got a new name and a dress.
A bike can't stand alone because it's 2 tired.
Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A skunk fell in the river and stank to the bottom.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger...then it hit me.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
A good pun is its own reword.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
If you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
The invisible man married the invisible woman...their kids were nothing to look at.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Energizer bunny arrested: charged with battery.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Classic and funny if not true for some...lolol :thumbup: :thumbup:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

Sounds like you are in dire need of a vacation. :mrgreen:

MatthewlovesAyn Loc: Ohio

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns. He should be drawn and quoted.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

:lol: :thumbup: :lol: Noted. :wink:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

How do I go on vacation when I am in retirement :?: Isn't that somewhat of a permanent vacation :?: :thumbup:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Anyone that admires Ayn is my friend for life.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

He is just jealous. His vocation is a lifetime commitment with no down time for vacations.

Rufus Loc: Deep South

Maybe take the Sgt. Major on a picnic, or camping or a movie and then ice cream. Anything to keep from posting these damnable puns. Geez. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

You are right. Seems I get a vacation about every 40 years. :lol:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

"Damnable puns :?: " :shock: :lol: I'm planning on entering the pun, pass and kick competition. :mrgreen:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

Sounds like pun. Dammit man. Now you've got me doing it. :x :x :x

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Try using a GPS when in the desert. It just might save you a lot of walking.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

And, deservedly so, I might add :!: :lol:

Uncle D

When I was in law school my friend Mike told me that we were going to spend the weekend in the penthouse overlooking Central Park South in NY.
When we entered a gigantic living room there were about 50 people listening to a woman sitting in the corner. She stopped talking to them and said to Mike that she saw that he had brought me and then asked me if Mike had told me that I was the speaker for the night.
When I replied that he had night she told the group that I probably the only person they would ever meet who had had his picture taken in the cell wth Tojo, the Hitler of Japan.
After WW II there was a trial of 28 Japanese leaders. My father was not only an attorney on he trial, but became an advisor to the Japanese government when they revised the government and set up a democratic court system. In addition Ike appointed him the chief civilian attorney during the Korean peace talks. When he retired the Emperor of Japan and the Queen of England awarded him international peace awards.
I spoke for about two hours about my experiences as a child living in Japan right after the war was over.
Ayn and I had breakfast on the balcony and talked for about two hours.
She was one of my favorite authors and, as she stated, my father was someone whom she greatly admired and had had her researchers study his contributions to Japan during his third plus years there.