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Nov 29, 2015 16:51:57   #
Crusty Curmudgeon
 
A Lady friend sent me this.
...Wonder if there's a message?

Read the ‘story’ below before clicking on the link …

So this retired guy sits around the house all day.

Wifey says,"You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."

Guy gives it a moment's thought and says, "Sure, why not. Show me to the vacuum." Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

Wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were using it?" Exasperated man answers, "The stupid thing is broken, won't start. Got to buy a new one."

"Really", she says., "Show me - it worked fine the last time." So he did ..

NOW CLICK ON THE LINK: Vacuum Cleaner​

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Nov 29, 2015 17:57:31   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Crusty Curmudgeon wrote:
A Lady friend sent me this.
...Wonder if there's a message?

Read the ‘story’ below before clicking on the link …

So this retired guy sits around the house all day.

Wifey says,"You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."

Guy gives it a moment's thought and says, "Sure, why not. Show me to the vacuum." Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

Wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were using it?" Exasperated man answers, "The stupid thing is broken, won't start. Got to buy a new one."

"Really", she says., "Show me - it worked fine the last time." So he did ..

NOW CLICK ON THE LINK: Vacuum Cleaner​
A Lady friend sent me this. br ...Wonder if there'... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :-) :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nov 29, 2015 18:01:34   #
JMHO Loc: Utah
 
Crusty Curmudgeon wrote:
A Lady friend sent me this.
...Wonder if there's a message?

Read the ‘story’ below before clicking on the link …

So this retired guy sits around the house all day.

Wifey says,"You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."

Guy gives it a moment's thought and says, "Sure, why not. Show me to the vacuum." Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

Wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were using it?" Exasperated man answers, "The stupid thing is broken, won't start. Got to buy a new one."

"Really", she says., "Show me - it worked fine the last time." So he did ..

NOW CLICK ON THE LINK: Vacuum Cleaner​
A Lady friend sent me this. br ...Wonder if there'... (show quote)


Well, damn didn't he prime the carburetor?

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Nov 30, 2015 10:08:27   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
Crusty Curmudgeon wrote:
A Lady friend sent me this.
...Wonder if there's a message?

Read the ‘story’ below before clicking on the link …

So this retired guy sits around the house all day.

Wifey says,"You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."

Guy gives it a moment's thought and says, "Sure, why not. Show me to the vacuum." Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

Wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were using it?" Exasperated man answers, "The stupid thing is broken, won't start. Got to buy a new one."

"Really", she says., "Show me - it worked fine the last time." So he did ..

NOW CLICK ON THE LINK: Vacuum Cleaner​
A Lady friend sent me this. br ...Wonder if there'... (show quote)



Yep, they definitely need a new one. Even the handle for the pull-start is missing!

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

SEMPER FI

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Nov 30, 2015 12:37:32   #
bahmer
 
JMHO wrote:
Well, damn didn't he prime the carburetor?


Well silly he didn't put any gas in it.

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Nov 30, 2015 13:26:42   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
lololollololollll, why can I see half of you guys doing exactly that???????????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good One,...........

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Nov 30, 2015 14:34:43   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
You would have to admit - he was exceedingly inventive. How else was he going to get out of that job?????

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Nov 30, 2015 14:54:59   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Crusty Curmudgeon wrote:
A Lady friend sent me this.
...Wonder if there's a message?

Read the ‘story’ below before clicking on the link …

So this retired guy sits around the house all day.

Wifey says,"You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."

Guy gives it a moment's thought and says, "Sure, why not. Show me to the vacuum." Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

Wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were using it?" Exasperated man answers, "The stupid thing is broken, won't start. Got to buy a new one."

"Really", she says., "Show me - it worked fine the last time." So he did ..

NOW CLICK ON THE LINK: Vacuum Cleaner​
A Lady friend sent me this. br ...Wonder if there'... (show quote)



typical Marine
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nov 30, 2015 16:32:21   #
DamnYANKEE
 
Crusty Curmudgeon wrote:
A Lady friend sent me this.
...Wonder if there's a message?

Read the ‘story’ below before clicking on the link …

So this retired guy sits around the house all day.

Wifey says,"You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."

Guy gives it a moment's thought and says, "Sure, why not. Show me to the vacuum." Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

Wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were using it?" Exasperated man answers, "The stupid thing is broken, won't start. Got to buy a new one."

"Really", she says., "Show me - it worked fine the last time." So he did ..

NOW CLICK ON THE LINK: Vacuum Cleaner​
A Lady friend sent me this. br ...Wonder if there'... (show quote)


nooooo comment :lol: :lol: :lol:

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