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Nov 28, 2015 15:19:45   #
Crusty Curmudgeon
 
ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME!!

His request approved, the Bulletin Newspaper photographer quickly used his mobile phone to call the Townsville airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over Mount Stuart and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for the Bulletin' he responded,' and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . ..

You're NOT my flight instructor?'
:shock:



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Nov 28, 2015 15:23:46   #
Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI
 
Crusty Curmudgeon wrote:
ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME!!

His request approved, the Bulletin Newspaper photographer quickly used his mobile phone to call the Townsville airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over Mount Stuart and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for the Bulletin' he responded,' and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . ..

You're NOT my flight instructor?'
:shock:
b ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME!! /b br br His reque... (show quote)


That is so fitting.

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Nov 28, 2015 15:52:46   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Crusty Curmudgeon wrote:
ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME!!

His request approved, the Bulletin Newspaper photographer quickly used his mobile phone to call the Townsville airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over Mount Stuart and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for the Bulletin' he responded,' and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . ..

You're NOT my flight instructor?'
:shock:
b ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME!! /b br br His reque... (show quote)


poor pilot

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Nov 29, 2015 06:56:57   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Crusty Curmudgeon wrote:
ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME!!



The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . ..

You're NOT my flight instructor?'
:shock:



Great way to start the day - I laughed out loud. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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