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A truth about men and women...... Story.... Hope you have not already heard it.
Nov 28, 2015 14:53:39   #
ghostgotcha Loc: The Florida swamps
 
A young man was stationed over in the sandbox of Afghanistan. He spent some of his off hours conversing and getting to know three young woman over the internet. Just to stay in touch with the opposite sex.

When he arrived back stateside, the first thing he did was buy a lotto ticket. He won a million dollars. (I hate him)

He decided that this would be a good time to settle down, get married and start a family.

He had already promised each of the three young women a private date when he returned back to the land of freedom.

He realized that his new found wealth could lead him astray with the girls so he thought up a great way to decide which he would marry.

He told each of his good fortune and gave each a check for $5000.00... Then within a week or two he asked each what they did with the money.

The first told him that she had spent it on herself -- just so she would look pretty for him.... (because she loved him)

The second pointed to a new dirt bike and told him that she purchased it just for him.... (because she loved him)

The third gave him a check for $5000.00 and informed him that it was his half of the investment profits which she had made with his $5000.00.... (because she loved him)

Which of the three girls did he marry?

(To be continued in this thread) -- So while you wait... Which do you think he should marry and why? --



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Nov 28, 2015 14:58:13   #
ghostgotcha Loc: The Florida swamps
 
Ps. If you have already heard this story and know the answer, then please keep your big keyboard unplugged and enjoy the others responses.

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Nov 28, 2015 15:55:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
ghostgotcha wrote:
Ps. If you have already heard this story and know the answer, then please keep your big keyboard unplugged and enjoy the others responses.



okay I wont tell :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Nov 29, 2015 10:42:26   #
boatbob2
 
He married the broad with the biggest tits............

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Nov 29, 2015 16:01:28   #
BigJim
 
My father told me a variant of this around 1958. It was the personnel manager's joke, "Which one did he hire?"

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