No more gators
Nov 27, 2015 13:51:03 #
Going the e-m ail rounds.
No More Gators
While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beach bum said.
"The sharks got 'em."
No More Gators
While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beach bum said.
"The sharks got 'em."
Nov 27, 2015 13:53:05 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-m ail rounds. br br No More Gators br... (show quote)
UT OH!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Nov 27, 2015 13:55:39 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-m ail rounds. br br No More Gators br... (show quote)
There are two ways to deal with fear; overcoming it - or not knowing you NEEDED to be afraid.
Nov 27, 2015 14:30:23 #
Nov 27, 2015 14:31:07 #
lpnmajor wrote:
There are two ways to deal with fear; overcoming it - or not knowing you NEEDED to be afraid.
I'll buy that . :-D
Nov 28, 2015 01:31:45 #
lpnmajor wrote:
There are two ways to deal with fear; overcoming it - or not knowing you NEEDED to be afraid.
I will try to remember the NOT KNOWING.
Is that even possible?
Nov 28, 2015 16:41:15 #
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