CAIN AND ABEL
Abel was a herder, a cattleman,,, gregarious,, friendly,, boisterous and genuine,,,,a football player in high school, he raised his cattle,,, and did as god asked,,, a good citizen with a good heart, who did what it took to maintain his family and community. He had big barbeques,,, parties and revelry,,,, everyone ate drank and were happy. Abel was a conservative,,, he lived big and liked people
Cain: was an organic farmer,,,,, an eater of sprouts and blended smoothies, benighted and angry, he played the pan flute in the eden high school marching band. He was a member of the young communists club,,, he demonstrated a lot,,, and started a movement to legalize pot,,,, and Occupy Eden to throw down the Man,,,, Cain was a liberal,, fuming brooding angry,,,, he liked throwing things in other peoples faces,,, and wanted to embarrass his father,,,
God
decides to have a celebration,,, and fwds the memo to both,,,,,,
Abel,,,, barbeques a Cow,,,,, and cain,,, brings a salad dish,,,,
God throws Cain out of the party,,, I mean when you order a Barbeque,,,,, and some d-ckwad brings his tofu and sprout salad,,,,, you just want to throw the bum out,,,,,,
So Cain,,, kills abel,,,,, for Gaining Gods Favor,,,, yet it was Cains liberal streak , that caused him to distort the word,,, and produce an in your face offering,,,, and apparently God was in no mood,,,, and dealt him a big dose of reality,,,,
So Cain had to leave Eden,,,,, went to Haight ashbury,,, started doing dope,,,,, and living on welfare,,, and spawned the subhuman primordial slime,,, we know as liberals
.. and hell followed with him
That is the world from creation to now,,,, hope it helps you........
Kevyn wrote:
There are many parts of our world and universe that science has yet to explain, none of them prove the existance of a God, Christian or otherwise. Scientists have discovered hundreds of things that are for all purposes indisputable, that are blatently contrary to the book of Genisis. Religions biggest demand is absolute faith in something that is unlikely and unseeable, you need to ask yourself why?