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Why ome folks do not attend high school reunions
Nov 14, 2015 15:45:47 #
Going the e-mail rounds.
Subject: Why some folks do not attend high school reunions.
Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.
Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.
Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses, she joins Jan in a glass of wine.
Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too, shares the wine.
Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York 's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq.ft. co-op on Fifth Avenue , where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.
Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida.
Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Jim. They run a tropical bird park in Colorado and grow their own vegetables and marijuana. Jim can stand five parrots, side by side, on his dick.
Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at WalMart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.
Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama .
Mary says the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
Subject: Why some folks do not attend high school reunions.
Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.
Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.
Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses, she joins Jan in a glass of wine.
Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too, shares the wine.
Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York 's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq.ft. co-op on Fifth Avenue , where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.
Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida.
Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Jim. They run a tropical bird park in Colorado and grow their own vegetables and marijuana. Jim can stand five parrots, side by side, on his dick.
Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at WalMart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.
Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama .
Mary says the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
Nov 14, 2015 16:16:14 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br Subject: Why some ... (show quote)
I tried and could not think of a comeback, so
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Nov 14, 2015 16:32:57 #
son of witless wrote:
I tried and could not think of a comeback, so
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Very funny. Considering telling my girlfriend, but I can't even put one parrot on my dick. :oops: :oops: :oops:
Nov 14, 2015 17:08:09 #
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Very funny. Considering telling my girlfriend, but I can't even put one parrot on my dick. :oops: :oops: :oops:
I can get one on but it keeps falling off,does that count.?
Nov 14, 2015 17:28:22 #
Hemiman wrote:
I can get one on but it keeps falling off,does that count.?
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Nov 14, 2015 18:05:30 #
son of witless wrote:
I tried and could not think of a comeback, so
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:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: I'm waiting for ParrotHead, the last one was probably his girlfriend. :twisted:
Nov 14, 2015 19:49:19 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: I'm waiting for ParrotHead, the last one was probably his girlfriend. :twisted:
Sometimes there is just nothing more to say. It is rare when I am rendered speechless.
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Nov 14, 2015 19:52:37 #
son of witless wrote:
Sometimes there is just nothing more to say. It is rare when I am rendered speechless.
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Nov 15, 2015 07:59:02 #
you all missed the point, the fifth parrots leg kept slipping off the end and Marys' husband just loved that
Nov 15, 2015 07:59:43 #
you all missed the point, the fifth parrots leg kept slipping off the end and Marys' husband just loved that
Nov 15, 2015 08:23:05 #
Sounds like Mary is the lucky one. She should look for a smaller parrot or another kind of "bird" Also I had before mentioned the large spacing on your posts
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