Navysnipe Loc: Old West

Rules for the Non-Military:
Dear Civilians, we know that the current state of affairs in our great
nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.

Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat)
during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.

2. When you witness, firsthand,
someone burning the American or Canadian Flag in protest - kick their ass.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served,
pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans.
If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans
fought for the very freedom they bask in very second.
Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these
veterans made to make this Nation great.
Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
Wearing battle dress uniforms ( BDU's ) or Jungle Fatigues,
telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces'.
Collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have
been okay when you were seven years old,
but now it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an Air Force member,
do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?'
Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.
Such ignorance deserves an ass kicking (children are exempt).

6. If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard 'non-military',
inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.

7. Next time our nations flag prances by during a parade,
get on your damn feet and pay homage to
her by placing your hand over your heart.
This includes arrogant politicians
who think someone may be offended.
Quietly thank the military member or
veteran lucky enough to be carrying her -
of course, failure to do either of those
could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

8. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me -
stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely
be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!

9. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy),
'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), Bubblehead ( Sub sailor ), etc.,
are terms of endearment we use describing each other.
Unless you are a service member or vet,
you have not earned the right to use them.
Using them could get your ass kicked.

10. Last, but not least, whether or not
you become a member of the military,
support our troops and their families.
Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday
that you enjoy with family and friends,
please remember that there are
literally thousands of soldiers, sailors,
marines and airmen far from home
wishing they could be with their families.
Thank God for our military and
the sacrifices they make every day.
Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.

11. It's the Veteran, not the reporter,
who has given us the freedom of the press.
It's the Veteran, not the poet,
who has given us the freedom of speech.
It's the Veteran, not the community organizer,
who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It's the Military who salutes the flag,
who serves beneath the flag,
and whose coffin is draped by the flag,
who allows the protester to burn the flag.

Oh, AND ONE MORE:

12. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish –
KICK THEIR ASS.

working class stiff Loc: N. Carolina

yup....violence solves all problems, doesn't it?

Ever occur to you that burning a flag is freedom of speech?
that talking during the national anthem is freedom of speech?

All your other reasons for 'kicking ass' is a first grader's response to disagreement.

Just because you have silenced a person does not mean you have converted him....and kicking ass for the reasons you put forth puts you in the category of criminal.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

It is because of veterans that you are allowed to think as you do.

damdifino

Navy snipe (yea I know what a navy snipe is) you pretty well said what civilians should do (if they had any testicals). As for you working classless punk keep it up and I'll kick your ass

Navysnipe Loc: Old West

You're very disrespectful aren't you? Don't like this? Too bad. Its free speech.

Navysnipe Loc: Old West

:thumbup:

Navysnipe Loc: Old West

:thumbup:

working class stiff Loc: N. Carolina

Really? My rights are dependent on the tolerance of veterans? Good to know, since I was under the mistaken impression that I am 'allowed' to think freely because I am an American citizen and a human being.

I shore as heck is sorry if I has offended any of my massahs.

And btw....I have only respect for veterans. I don't respect those who think to enforce their views on fellow citizens through violence. And that's what the thread is about....a subject you choose to ignore.

Navysnipe Loc: Old West

Listen working class Biff, this posting is satire. Lighten up and don't forget where your freedom comes from because a lot of good men and women died fighting for it.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I absolutly agree with what was posted! Did it ever occur to you that these veterans have faced extreme violence that we have never seen? You have no clue! Nor do I. But having your eye beat shut might just teach you some respect!!

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

It is fruitless to endeavor to explain the gist of the thread to you. You are well versed in how to spin a topic to a different meaning, but then, all you libbies are very good at spinning.

Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

Regardless of whether you or the SCOTUS see burning (mutilating, defacing, defiling, or trampling on) the American flag as "free speech", where I come from such disrespect is an ass kicking offense. And where I come from, kicking ass is considered "free speech".

In addition, where I come from, if you flap your gums during the national anthem, you most assuredly will be "converted". Probably into something unrecognizable.




I come from America, by the way.


signed,

A Veteran Squid.

working class stiff Loc: N. Carolina

As is what I wrote.

working class stiff Loc: N. Carolina

Shaking in my boots.

working class stiff Loc: N. Carolina

Ok....doesn't read like satire. And since I come from a military family, I do know where my freedom comes from.