10Things for 'seenagers (old dudes)' to avoid .
Oct 12, 2015 10:52:04 #
As we age and become somewhat silly as in 'seenagers' we must learn what to avoid.
#1 our appearance in public. Avoid spandex tight fitting clothing. esp.with excessive crotch padding.
#2 That 67 big block Corvette you always dreamed about.
#3 long term investments,
#4 Nigerian Prince quick $$ deals
#5 Lolitias between the ages 16 thru 60
#6 Ex wives & ex girl friends, esp broke lush headed ones.
#7 Online overseas dating (as in marriage) services.
#8 Should you feel lucky to meet one and date, don't wear your 'depends'
#9 And of most importance, avoid the 'obituarys'
I would include the usual 10th one, but because of my age I can't handle more than one didgit at a time much less spell it.And now I shall enjoy my retirement, and thanx to Elwood for his word "seenager"
#1 our appearance in public. Avoid spandex tight fitting clothing. esp.with excessive crotch padding.
#2 That 67 big block Corvette you always dreamed about.
#3 long term investments,
#4 Nigerian Prince quick $$ deals
#5 Lolitias between the ages 16 thru 60
#6 Ex wives & ex girl friends, esp broke lush headed ones.
#7 Online overseas dating (as in marriage) services.
#8 Should you feel lucky to meet one and date, don't wear your 'depends'
#9 And of most importance, avoid the 'obituarys'
I would include the usual 10th one, but because of my age I can't handle more than one didgit at a time much less spell it.And now I shall enjoy my retirement, and thanx to Elwood for his word "seenager"
Oct 12, 2015 11:42:10 #
pappadeux wrote:
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