The M (MUSLIM) Word.....
Oct 12, 2015 08:23:07 #
Time to let "them" know that in America, all is fair game for humor and that won't change just because we've been forced by the UN to accept you in our country.
If you don't like it, then go back to your previous sandbox.
The M (MUSLIM) word by Jeff Foxworthy
Have you ever wondered why its OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women , blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims? Time to level the playing field and be politically correct by including the Muslims!
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you cant think of anyone you havent declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim
If you don't like it, then go back to your previous sandbox.
The M (MUSLIM) word by Jeff Foxworthy
Have you ever wondered why its OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women , blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims? Time to level the playing field and be politically correct by including the Muslims!
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you cant think of anyone you havent declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim
Oct 12, 2015 09:07:10 #
bdamage wrote:
Time to let "them" know that in America,... (show quote)
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Oct 12, 2015 09:44:17 #
bdamage wrote:
Time to let "them" know that in America,... (show quote)
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I agree with Jeff........if it's O.K. to make fun of ANYONE, it's discriminatory to leave Muslims out. :lol: :lol:
Oct 12, 2015 10:39:04 #
Tasine wrote:
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I agree with Jeff........if it's O.K. to make fun of ANYONE, it's discriminatory to leave Muslims out. :lol: :lol:
I agree with Jeff........if it's O.K. to make fun of ANYONE, it's discriminatory to leave Muslims out. :lol: :lol:
Indeed! :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :XD: :mrgreen:
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