ldsuttonjr Loc: ShangriLa

I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to the OPP buffoonery.

I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
September, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.
Symptoms include:
* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim terrorists.
* Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O'Reilly factor
* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
* Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.
* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.
Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2016. I just hope the Federal Prisons can hold all the Bastards!

vernon

i knew i had something wrong and you explained it perfectly .im also getting tired of watching obama get his arse whipped by putin.it wont be long before he is crying "no mo massa."

padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al

I've got a severe case and I hope I'm highly contagious and spreading it every place I go with every breath I exhale. I recommend we all spread this disease especially in the progressive and minority communities. This disease may well save America.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Spit on your hands before opening any door, or anything else in public!!

vernon

:oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx

Actually, he is trying to buy Hillary's "Reset" Button. But she isn't having any of it until he calls of his Effing Dogs.

Sassy Lass

In addition we have a number of emerging diseases affecting the American populace as well, including the ITSTV (I'm Too Stupid To Vote) disease embedded with IWF (I Want Free) disease. These diseases present as:

1). Brainless low information voters who are led by the nose to the polls by Democraps to vote for the party who single handedly dumbed down the electorate at the University of Public Schools;

2). A state of Euphoria for Blacks who voted 16 times for the current president who really doesn't give a crap (really, really constipated now) about them;

3). A state of Zombieism as the long dead vote for the Democraps (it's their right, after all to vote). It would be unfair -- and expensive -- to ask the undead for ID at the voting booth.

4). Dilated pupils due to mass hypnosis, "We're the Democraps, and You're entitled...you're entitled...you're entitled..."

The above disease is accompanied by the symptoms of, I Want Free." (IWF)

1). Confusion. Get a job? What's a job? And repeating over and over.

2). Dropsy. (I've fallen, and I can't get up) as evidenced by the individual dropping onto their couch and stuffing their face with potato chips and drinking soda (purchased with their monthly EBT) card, watching Oprah, and talking on their Obamaphone, while checking their social media pages with government-provided Internet;

3). Sex mania. "I want sex, Bitch!, followed by, "I want an abortion, Dude." And repeated over and over.

God, help me. I never want to catch these diseases!

badbobby Loc: texas

theres a whole bunch of us got that stuff :thumbup: :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

funny :lol: :lol:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Here is another one. PFMS.
Parasitic Family Member Syndrome.

The cure is forcing the host to release the parasite. Not as easy as it sounds. Sometimes the host is sucked dry, and left for dead.