New teacher
Sep 22, 2015 11:45:18 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
New High School Teacher
After retiring, a former Gunnery Sergeant in the Canadian Army took a new job as a high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit
under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit coat.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.
The smart-ass punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former soldier, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap. He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence .
The rest of the year went smoothly.
New High School Teacher
After retiring, a former Gunnery Sergeant in the Canadian Army took a new job as a high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit
under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit coat.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.
The smart-ass punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former soldier, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap. He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence .
The rest of the year went smoothly.
Sep 22, 2015 12:39:35 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br New ... (show quote)
Ha, good one sir.
Thanks,
Sep 22, 2015 13:21:36 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
Ha, good one sir.
Thanks,
Thanks,
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 22, 2015 13:49:12 #
Reminds me of an old joke. Many here may be too young to understand it.
Why did the Punk Rocker cross the street?
Because he had a chicken stapled to his lip.
Why did the Punk Rocker cross the street?
Because he had a chicken stapled to his lip.
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br New ... (show quote)
Sep 22, 2015 14:00:23 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Reminds me of an old joke. Many here may be too young to understand it.
Why did the Punk Rocker cross the street?
Because he had a chicken stapled to his lip.
Why did the Punk Rocker cross the street?
Because he had a chicken stapled to his lip.
:lol: :lol: That would do it. :mrgreen:
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