BearK Loc: TN

Dr. Geezer, an old retired surgeon, became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about modern medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

This is what transpired: Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "That's Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- box 22 is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (but hands him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer".

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

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AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

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lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Classic~~~~`Loved it!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Well, everything I post today is double posting..........Sorry

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

:thumbup: pretty good

BearK Loc: TN

Thank you, all. :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

Lovely Linda
you are specifically allowed to double post at your convenience
no one will object :lol:

badbobby Loc: texas

as one old geezer to another

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PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Suck arse.

badbobby Loc: texas

jealousy is extremely evident Poppa :lol: :lol:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Jealousy doesn't enter into my make-up. Marines are not jealous or envious of anything, unlike a swabbie.

BearK Loc: TN

Now, now boys!

I had to shop today, something I hate with a passion, so you know I went to town - not very happy. I encountered three people who had been confronted by a woman, apparently with an attitude, and when she walked away they had a look like "UP YOURS." You know what I mean.

As I approached the young woman with tattoos, smiled at me. I smiled back and spoke. I started to walk on, but turned back and said to them, "I received an email one time to make 5 people smile and it would make your day." Two had already smiled at me, they made my 5. I did it!!!!!, but I still went home beat. Shopping is torture.

At the same store, a janitor was sweeping the floor, he looked at me and started to smile, but then he stopped, so I smiled at him and spoke. Then he smiled.

The moral of my little true story is, a smile can go a long way to help change the world, one person at a time. You may be gone, and not see it, but if they carry it on - you've won!!

badbobby Loc: texas

you may be an angel Bear k

badbobby Loc: texas

and Poppa I know it hurts you that the fair sex prefers Sailors to Jarheads
but that's just the way it is
pobre Poppa